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purplemonkeydishwasher 

A nonsensical phrase uttered at the end of a 'Telephone-pass it on' gossip game/parody in an episode of The Simpsons.

*In "The PTA Disbands", an episode of The Simpsons, Bart attempts to spread "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute" throughout the crowd of Springfield Elementary School teachers. By the time it reaches Mrs. Krabappel, it has turned into "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute, purplemonkeydishwasher."

*Taken from Wikipedia
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purpleing 

The act of mateing between a girl and a guy. (not two guys or two girl now that would be some strange coloring)
guys are blue
girls are red
no purpleing
purpleing by susan May 13, 2005

purpleing 

act of mateing, makeing out, or cuddleing in a open public place, like a frisbee field for example.
the only people on the team that arn't purpleing are Brett and Francis because eveyone fears them!!!

We don't practice, we purple!
- WASTE OF LIFE
purpleing by KWAP June 19, 2006

purpledinosaur07 

the sexiest most hottest woman in the world, you’d be lucky to have her as one of your mutuals
a mutual: Damn bro are you following purpledinosaur07?
non mutual: Nah bro why?
a mutual: Cause she’s fucking amazing go follow her rn

purpledragons 

holy shit! purpledragons just pwnd my azz
purpledragons by B.Rizzle February 7, 2008

Purple Dong 

Purple Dong is an Alcholic drink that has the thickness of cum when you drink it, and the cap to the bottle is a tip of a penis, and the rest of the bottle is like a long black shaft from Minnesota. The ingredients are homemade by Greg, And Spencer, and by homemade we mean "The Jizz"
Hey bartender give me a Purple Dong with a sample of that "Keep The Towel"
Purple Dong by JizzMan 69 June 8, 2007

PurpleGang

We don't want to fight so join and spread the word!
You need to join PurpleGang. "Purple", "Purple",
PurpleGang by PurpleGang September 13, 2018