Psuedo-Fan 

A Psuedo-Fan is a person who jumps on whatever thing happens to be the latest thing. They act as if they have been fans for their entire life, and claim to be extremely knowedgeable about their new fandom. They wear the merchandise, buy the games (if any), watch the movies, etc. Once the hype has died down, they go to the next popular thing.
They are EXTREMELY irritating to Proper-Fans, who consider them a mockery to the fandom.

After watching the 2009 Transformers movie, Jill went on a Transformers merchandise shopping spree, spending over five hundred dollars to keep up with the hype.

After seeing the trailer for the next Harry Potter Movie, Jill threw away all her Transformers stuff and spent another five hundred dollars getting Harry Potter stuff.

Etc, etc, etc, continuing on in her Psuedo-Fan existence.

Psuedo-Fan by Master Beth July 18, 2010

Pseudofat 

A false piece of fat, made from synthetic rubber. Surgically added to patients who have lost skin in accidents. Or given to anorexic people recovering. Also used to add fat to people

The young anorexic boy was so skinny the doctor said the only way to keep him Alive was by adding pseudofat.

Pseudofat by Yona hex July 10, 2012

Pseudoface 

A digitally or artificially created facial representation used to conceal the true identity of a person, especially in virtual environments, videos, or online interactions.

To maintain her privacy on the YouTube channel, the content creator employed an Alusive pseudoface, enabling her to engage with her audience without revealing her true appearance.

Pseudoface by Avelitta August 10, 2023

Pseudofact 

A pseudofact is a piece of information that, despite being completely false, is far more interesting than the equivalent correct information. Because pseudofacts are more interesting, they are more likely to get repeated. This results in people who believe them because it's what their friends and family has always told them. This belief is often strong enough to ward off solid evidence of the contrary.

Priest: Masturbation will make you go blind.
John: That's a pseudofact. I've been doing it for years, and I can see just fine.

Doctor: You should drink eight, eight-ounce glasses of water a day.
Patient: Bull, that's a pseudofact. We get almost all the water we need in the food we eat.

Kristen: That moon has phases because it's partially behind the earth's shadow. That's what my teacher taught me.
Eric: No, that's a pseudofact. The moon has phases because of the angle between it, us, and the sun.

Republican: Obama's health care bill will create Death Panels.
Democrat: That's a pseudofact. The bill would just pay for discussions with doctors about things like living wills.

Any urban legend is a pseudofact.

Pseudofact by Mythological Beast November 7, 2009

pseudofan

1- Someone who has on geographical and/or social attachment to a particular sports team, yet for some reason have been rooting for that particular team since they can remember.

Person A: Why are you going for the Patriots? You should be rooting for the the Rams, and other St. Louis teams!

Person B: I have always been rooting for the Lakers, the Yankees, and the Patriots since I have been born!

Person A: Fine, but your a Patriots pseudofan!

pseudofan by pseudonym definer January 3, 2011

pseudoface 

The name you change your Facebook to display at college application time. This is done to ensure that admissions doesn't judge you based on your Facebook.

Dude, what's up with the name change?

It's a pseudoface. Colleges will never look for Arkmay Uckerbergzay.

pseudoface by whambamthankyouma'am October 28, 2010

pseudomandingo 

when women pose their bodies in front of men to make them feel psychologically through esp that they’re being penetrated by a penis.

The pseudomandingo allowed women to fantasize about men when they think about sex during the day.

pseudomandingo by Coop Dupe March 3, 2020