Bologna ponymen 

Bologna ponymen dress like cowboy Mount each other off into the mountains when jerking get hard

Is bologna ponymen so hard

Bologna ponymen by Kingofdick June 18, 2019

post road ponytail 

A term derived from the far east side of Indianapolis. Describes a ponytail with just a few short strands of hair that sits on top of a woman's head and the rest of the hair is gel'd down (most likely matted).

Look at that thot's post road ponytail, it's barely there.

post road ponytail by CandyCurve April 19, 2017

Phony Ericsson Walkman 

The plastic 'back casing' of a legit Sony Ericsson Walkman that holds the battery in.

Using the arrow sticker on the inside of the casing it could be used as a Squaid-o-meter to detect the presence of Squaids. It could also be used to detect people who were 'going sick'.

"I've found the source of Squaids!"

"How?"

"Using my Phony Ericsson Walkman, this specimen was going sick and had high levels on the squaid-o-meter!"

Phony Ericsson Walkman by SlimSquaidy June 10, 2021

poverty pony

Noun; a cheap AR-15 build, often on an Anderson lower

I built this Poverty Pony for only $280 using a Black Friday kit and an Anderson blem lower

poverty pony by Svending February 5, 2018

PONY.MOV 

An online animated parody series of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It consists of the seven main characters (Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity and Spike) with their original appearances, but the ponies have different cutie marks and most of them have very different voices than those from the TV series. Their personalities are also greatly altered; for example, Fluttershy in the TV show is very kind to animals and has a gentle voice; in the PONY.MOV series she kills animals as well as Rainbow Dash with a chainsaw and talks like Fat Albert.
Each of the episodes focuses on one character in particular, much like the television show. They are, as of July 27, 2012, APPLE.MOV (Applejack), DRESS.MOV (Rarity), SHED.MOV (Fluttershy), MAGIC.MOV (Twilight), and PARTY.MOV (Pinkie Pie). Also there is a short dedicated to Spike titled SPIKE.MOV. There is one more episode to be made, SWAG.MOV (Rainbow Dash).

How to summarize the PONY.MOV series up to now:
Twilight: Spike, this is supposed to be an intervention, where is everypony?
Spike: Applejack's in a coma, Rarity is being held captive by Mexicans, Fluttershy's in the nuthouse and Rainbow Dash is dead.
-From PARTY.MOV

PONY.MOV by 7Flyer July 28, 2012

One Horse Pony 

A phrase used by senile people confused thinking of the more common phrase "one trick pony".

*Replying to press after reporter asks if allegations against Hunter Biden are Russian disinformation:

"Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one horse pony."

One Horse Pony by senior jota December 22, 2020

watercolored pony 

A tye dyed, berry flavored condom made only for men with very large dicks.

I'm on my way, want me to bring a watercolored pony?

watercolored pony by bigdickxxxxxx69 July 4, 2011