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Prime Directive

In Star Trek it is the General Order 1 of the Starfleet and an oath every Starfleet Personnel has to take and uphold, even if it means death to them or their crew.

As the right of each sentient species to live in accordance with its normal cultural evolution is considered sacred, no Starfleet personnel, Federation citizen and/or representative may interfere with the normal and healthy development of alien life and culture. Such interference includes introducing superior knowledge, strength, or technology to a world whose society is incapable of handling such advantages wisely. Starfleet personnel may not violate this Prime Directive, even to save their lives and/or their ship/installation, unless they are acting to right an earlier violation or an accidental contamination of said culture. This directive takes precedence over any and all other considerations, and carries with it the highest moral obligation.

The Prime Directive is overridden by:
* Omega Directive (Top Secret)
* General Order 24

Furthermore, Federation Citizens are not bound to the Prime Directive.
The Prime Directive is not just a set of rules; it is a philosophy... and a very correct one. History has proven again and again that whenever mankind interferes with a less developed civilization, no matter how well intentioned that interference may be, the results are invariably disastrous. --Jean-Luc Picard, 2364

Someday my people are going to come up with some sort of a doctrine, something that tells us what we can and can't do out here; should and shouldn't do. But until somebody tells me that they've drafted that... directive... I'm going to have to remind myself every day that we didn't come out here to play God. --Captain Jonathan Archer, 2151
Prime Directive by Aendaeron May 22, 2016
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Every prime day of the year 

Every prime day of the year is National Girls Always Say Yes (sorry girls)

Prime Dingbat

1. A name used to describe someone who does something so goofy/dumb that you are at a loss of words

2. Someone who is widely known as a dingbat
Guy #1 "Do you by chance know Emerson?"
Guy #2 "Haha yeah, that guy is a Prime Dingbat"
Prime Dingbat by Cunt Wizard December 10, 2014

Prime Disillusionment Syndrome

Noun,
/prīm disəˈlo͞oZHənmənt ˈsinˌdrōm/

When someone refuses in spite of obvious and irrefutable evidence that Priming does not positively effect the matchmaking time of online games.
Boy's, I think we need to talk, I'm really concerned about JZ. Last night we repeatedly entered games with extreme ease with the help of priming. I think he may be suffering from Prime Disillusionment Syndrome, he may need professional help.

Prime droopage 

When a man’s nuts are elongated to maximum downward length
In the summer time, jordan has almost 5.5 inches of prime droopage.

post-prime depression 

The feeling you get after you receive an Amazon Prime shipment and you are no longer expecting any other packages.
Jonny is having some severe post-prime depression after he just got his mini fridge from Amazon Prime.
post-prime depression by timmywheela December 11, 2015

Prime Directive

The Prime Directive of the male species is to fuck bitches and get money
Josh: Adam, what’s our prime directive??
Adam: Come on josh, everyone knows this. Our Prime Directive is to fuck bitches and get money
Prime Directive by Spray cheese January 2, 2019