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Praetorian Guard

The Praetorian guards were a force of bodyguards used by Roman emporers early on in the Roman Empire. Praetorians were not very good at they're job as they managed to kill off more emporers themselfs than they managed to protect, until one day an emporer, Constantine I, got the brilliant idea of disbanding the guard before they assassinated him too.
1: "how are we going to assassinate the emporer"

2: "don't worry his Praetorian Guard's have already done him in"

1: "..."
Praetorian Guard by Strike Z3R0 April 26, 2011

Pretorial 

Used to discern the singularly most likely intended meaning of the word it is used in conjunction with when there are multiple interpretations.
"Lets go to the bar after work"
"The pretorial bar?"
"Yes, the one that we most frequently visit."

"Did you hear what the president said?"
"President Bujar Nishani of Albania or the pretorially intended?"
"The latter, Obama"
Pretorial by QuasarPulse June 8, 2013
If you support the blue bulls rugby team, like beer, hatfield square, eat boerewors and paint your children blue for the rugby
oh my god ,shame those poor chilred are painted blue and smell like boerewors, they must be from Pretoria.
Pretoria by poppie tart December 2, 2009
1. Means: "Totally Cool", "Awesome", "A~M~A~Z~I~N~G".
2. Is Also The Captial Of South Africa.
3. Also Could Mean ABSOULTLY kAr-AzzY~!
4. A Name...
1. She's So Totally "Pretoria"
1. OMFG It's Pretoria
2. I Say It Like It Is.
3. Yeaaaaaaaaah(:
4. Wtf Is Pretoria Doing Now

Pretoria Boys High School 

The best school in the world, the school on the hill, a way of life
Shannon: You go to Pretoria Boys High School?
Boys High Boy: Yeah
Shannon: *Getting on her knees*

pratorianna 

rlly cool person, love hanging out with friends, pretty quiet around ppl they dont know, they hate school, music and the moon mean everything to them, some type of gay, enjoys being alone, and loves a pretty smile.
that person is a pratorianna ong
pratorianna by hippie applesauce November 20, 2021