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Poythress 

1. an asshole; very sarcastic

2. An athlete who's tutor does all of his work, and gives him test answers so he can pass.

3. A male confused about his sexuality, at times thinks he is gay

4. Often called delicious by fans; has big forearms
He offended me with his Poythress remarks.

That Poythress man spoke in my health class.

That guy has Poythress arms.
Poythress by asdfjkl;! May 16, 2007
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Jordan Poythress 

That nigga Jordan Poythress is a midget
Jordan Poythress by Yurl Tarded June 15, 2020

Courteney Poythress 

The most admirable girl on the freakin planet! This girl is usually found in the outskirts of Wilson, N.C. in her chevrolet cavilier, looking sexy as hell! A.K.A. Creole
Guy#1:Dude! Did you see Courteney Creole this weekend?
Guy#2:Hell yeah dude, she was the most beautiful girl i have ever seen!
Guy#1:Yeah shes awesome dude....
Courteney Poythress by T-mas February 28, 2005

panthress 

A super confident sexy woman who’s beyond her mid thirties and owns the room and any man in it.
Michelle is such a panthress meow. Man she’s not a cougar she’s a total panthress.
panthress by MBstyle January 12, 2021

porchress 

An enclosed porch that is attached to a home/castle with an awesome view.
I enjoy my morning coffee on the porchress.
porchress by ROtown August 16, 2014

postress 

postress (n.)-A female internet forum poster
iwascruel is Most Awesome postress...
postress by iwascruel July 22, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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