Powder Room Muff

A variety of the Power Muff, the Powder Room Muff is a woman’s bush that spans over the labia majora, taint, anus and bottom. It is an intermediate level bush that is less cumbersome than the Gorilla Muff, yet still covers the erogenous zones thoroughly enough that one might feel as though they must trek through a forest in order to get to the ladybits which it shields. The Powder Room Muff derives its name from the complication that it creates for maintaining socially acceptable cleanliness standards following trips to the powder room. Those who choose to sport this muff should carry their own wet wipes at all times, else be warned that they are likely to walk around like an old dog with piss and shit matted to their crotches.

Who pissed in your cornflakes?

Boo Boo, when she stuck her dirty Powder Room Muff in my face this morning.

Powder Room Muff by Bebebox January 1, 2012

Power Muff 

A tremendously unkempt bush covering a woman's genitalia. Much like the biblical figure Samson, the power muff derives its strength from from its length, fullness and overall unruly presentation. It may rise up toward the naval (upper Puff), down the buttocks (Powder Room Muff), but the most powerful of these muffs covers both of these areas much like that of a gorilla's fur. A contrast to the popular pubic dressing of a Brazilian wax, it is ironically revered and eroticized by many in the modern world (see Hipster).

Dude, I love to watch my junk disappear in her power muff when we're dry humping.

Power Muff by Bebebox January 8, 2012

power muff 

A raw natural untrimmed muff. A power muff.

I went down on her and she had a power muff.

power muff by MO770 October 13, 2005

power muff 

and it's just....bush basically,like.....they don't do anything, just leave all the hair that grows there ....das the power muff

Damn... I had to eat a gorilla salad last night...girl had a damn power muff.

power muff by Theodore Hernandez November 9, 2005

powderpuff football

Powderpuff football is an annual event in which highschool girls who don't mind getting down and dirty, seperate eachother by classes for a fierce game of football. The teams are coached by the guys who actually play football. What is supposed to be a innocent flag football game always ends up as rough tackle football. Ankles will be sprained, wrists will be broken, hips will be dislocated and muscles will be pulled. There are penalties against unnesessary roughness, but do you think that will stop them? i don't think so either.

the girls who usually participate in this event come from many social groups but they all have one thing in common... they're badasses.

The prize is nothing else then bragging rights. I'd say thats a pretty nice prize.

freshman girls usually have no idea whats aheads of them and will get dominated by all the upperclassmen.

Junior Guy: Our girls are soo fast.
Senior Guy: Our girls are lay your girls out.
Junior Guy: How can we settle this?
Senior Guy: Hows about a game of Powderpuff Football.

powderpuff football by pwdpff October 1, 2006

powderpuff

Drug user, esp. cocaine

Sista Sam, my homie's "powderpuff," hoovered an entire ziploc o' coke in one slow up-the-shoot motion. . . .

powderpuff by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003

Powderpuff

When you fart a cloud of dust!!!

Whoa! That guy just ripped a big one, Did you smell l that powderpuff as he walked by?

Powderpuff by Nikkidew February 9, 2020