canadian national newspaper, the
canadian equivalent of the
usa today. absolutely obsessed with terrorism, israel and celine dion, and it is a sure bet that any day's headline not being about "NEW TERROR THREAT TO
CANADIAN FAMILIES!!!" will be either "SHANIA UNVEILS NEW SHOES!!!" or "CELINE RETURNS!!!"
Billy picked up the day's National Post. The front page headline read, in 40-point type, "POTENTIAL TERROR ATTACK! UNIDENTIFIED LARGE BLOB OF
FATTY SUBSTANCE WASHES ASHORE!"
Billy scratched his
head. Had no one thought of the possibility that Celine Dion's husband
may have been out yachting?