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Portarius 

The spirit of an old greek ruin called Portara. Every second full moon of the month it selects its target (which will be eaten). That person will hear a ringing bell, the frequency of which indicates how close the spirit is to them.
person A: I can hear a bell ringing very fast.
person B: Oh no! Portarius is coming to get you
Portarius by tsiken April 11, 2022
Related Words

Portachub 

A penis that is not quite at full Chubb status but stiffness is apparent. Also a way of referencing the penis as a piece of meat. Hence the word"Porter".
Amy's not that hot, but that ass is giving me a straight portachub.

The disappointment on Stephanie's face was apparent when I couldn't get hard and I could only serve up the portachub.....
Portachub by Rightnerface October 28, 2016

portadrive

Can I borrow your portadrive? I want to copy your itunes library.
portadrive by jesnati November 23, 2011

Portacabin 

Something that looks like Ben.
Person 1: Wow I only just realised how much Ben looks like a portacabin.
Person 2: OMG. Yeah I see it now.
Portacabin by Portacaben January 10, 2021

Portarised 

When someone has enough port to let loose
Victor never used swear words or told Peale they were a dick wit until he was portarised! Once he is portarised all bets are off!!!!
Portarised by Karlabrit November 2, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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