Port-a-splash 

The blue liquid water that splashes out of the toilet onto your ass when taking a shit in a port-a-potty.

Man i got port-a-splash yesterday at the fair. I had no choice, all the junk i ate forced me to take a shit in the port-a-potty.

Port-a-splash by Coomdog January 11, 2017

port-a-potty mouth 

Someone with exceptionally vulgar language. Swears are said at inappropriate times, out of context, and in front of children, authority figures, and clergymen.

Dan: Maria is throwing around f-bombs in front of her boss! What a port-a-potty mouth!

Connie: I was walking the fucking dog and then the piece of shit starting humping a fucking geezer! Can you fucking believe that shit?!

Maddie: Wow, mommy, you have a port-a-potty mouth.

port-a-potty mouth by Mallorina August 21, 2011

port-a-hottie

Girlfriend you take out only for show; girlfriend you take only on weekend trips; with no long-term commitment

Dude, I'm taking the port-a-hottie to San Diego this weekend.

port-a-hottie by Fuzzy's Friend July 3, 2009

port-a-potty 

noun The correct spelling for that portable plastic toilet you see outdoors at sporting events, the park, construction sites, the sn00p dogg concert, etc.

when it gets cold out, you might find a homeless person sleeping in the port-a-potty

port-a-potty by rich rick January 16, 2010

port-a-[name]

A Port-a-Potty, or potable toilet. Insert a friend's name within the brackets for a cheap funny insult.

Hey guys, I got to take a leak. I'm gonna hit that port-a-Justin over there.

The Oktoberfest at Sierra Nevada Brewery must've had at least 80 port-a-name (pronounced "port-a-Brians")!

port-a-[name] by eleventhtoe October 22, 2011

port-a-loo 

a toilet on wheels. a little room in which to do a 1, 2 OR 3. unloading your bowels or emptying your bladder on a bog with one-ply toilet paper. painfull and smelly. and sorry for you if its runny. EISH WENA(see 'EISH WENA').
no worries about flushing! no one else does it! infact, many of them have had the flushing handle stolen. but some are a little more sofisticated... they have a BUTTON!

emma; man! i really need to take a dump.
aimee; well, theres a PORT-A-LOO over there.
emma; thank goodness for portable tiolets!!! i'm off to do my business...that means a CRAP.
claire; enjoy fattie.

port-a-loo by emza, aimz, pookie November 20, 2005

port-a-crib 

Another word for a mobile home or trailer home. A home on wheels. Can also be used in reference to a trailor park. Derived originally from a baby's portable fold up crib. Crib in this usage is the definition of a home and port-a is used to describe its mobility.

There are no ghetto places in our town - except for the trailor park. The last time I went to someone's port-a-crib I almost got knived.

port-a-crib by Tay From Da Bay August 15, 2007