Toowoomba 

God's waiting room, a town where old people go to die.

Guy1: Hows your grandma
Guy2: OH she moved to toowoomba
guy1: Oh man I'm so sorry, how long does she have left?

Toowoomba by Toowoomban-ite May 18, 2009

poopoomajooboo 

a really huge peice of shit that dangles from ur ass for seveal seconds before dropping off and splashing ur legs with piss and chunky shit. also known as mother of shits, or watermelons.

-i need to use a towel to wipe all the shitty water this huge poopoomajooboo
-man thats raunchy
-its not that bad, gabe bernard ate it so i dont have to clean

poopoomajooboo by Aaron February 20, 2004

Toowoomba 

A town in Queensland, Australia.
It is a good town, filled with good people. Home to the carnival of flowers and AGMF and other awesome events.
It was Australias most livable city three times and most likely still is.

People in Toowoomba are generally (as a generality, not insulting other cities) more athletic than other cities because Toowoomba is at a higher altitude than most of QLD and thus we have more efficient blood transportation systems.
Overall a good clean city with awesome features and people.
Come visit some time!
You are more than welcome!

"hey man, see they guy that came from Toowoomba"
"yeah he is a good man from a good city"

Toowoomba by Greenstreet4444 September 21, 2006

Does it snow in Toowoomba? 

An Australian euphemism for asking if someone suffers from dandruff.

Towomba is a highland and so people in Brisbane use the phrase as a euphemism for whether someone has dandruff on their head.

Person one: Something's not right with his hair.

Person two: Does it snow in Toowoomba?

Does it snow in Toowoomba? by Towombaman February 28, 2022

Toowoomba porridge 

The heavenly breakfast of Queensland locals, most notably Toowoomba. A 50/50 ratio of Wheatbix and Bundaberg Rum Overproof.

What are you having for breakfast mate?

Just some Toowoomba porridge, Bundy OP on Wheatbix.

You're fucked cunt.

Toowoomba porridge by GoonsackGus October 31, 2018

Toowoomba Grammar 

An all boys school based in Toowoomba, Queensland. very well known for its rugby, and guys who act gay, (or are gay)

Did you hear about Toowoomba Grammar's win over Churchie?

Toowoomba Grammar by Broccoli2903 August 2, 2021

Toowoomba 

A place inhabited primarily by hicks and rednecks and other incestual beings.

Oh he comes from Toowoomba? He must be dating his sister.

Toowoomba by vg May 6, 2005