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Pontoon Boat 

A motorboat, but in between the butt cheeks instead of the boobs.
Did you see Jack Pontoon Boat that stripper last night? He got his face right up in those butt cheeks.
Pontoon Boat by MooseMan5 September 17, 2010
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San Luis Potosí Mexico 

San Luis Potosí Mexio - SLP Mexico for

Short, located in eastern & central Mexico & is bordered by 7 other Mexican states , Nuevo León to the north, Tamaulipas to the north-east ,Veracruz to the east Hidalgo, Querétaro & Guanajuato to the south & Zacatecas to north-west.

SLP Mexico known for its Spanish Baroque-style cathedral, the state capitol, several ornately decorated churches.

Because the region's 2 main staples are corn & meat, tacos & tamales are 2 of its most popular meals. San Luis Potosi's tacos include lots of vegetables along with beef & cheese. Gorditas & enchiladas are also popular regional dishes.
Drinks include mezcal, tequila & rum.

Potosi Extra Anejo 1 of their best rum's.
San Luis Potosí Mexico

main agricultural products grown on Potosí soil are maize, beans, barley, sugar cane, oranges, coffee, sour lemon, prickly pear, mango. Livestock activities are focused on raising sheep, cattle, & pigs.

The state is also a contributor to the large automotive industry of Mexico. General Motors now has a plant under construction, San Luis Potosí Assembly

The new plant in San Luis Potosí is an important pillar of the BMW Group's global production strategy who aim to achieve a balance in our production & sales in the different world regions.

The main metals & products extracted across mines are zinc, copper, lead, gold, silver, mercury, manganese, arsenic.

Nature enthusiasts will adore traveling to the Huasteca Potosina to swim in the pools & waterfalls.

The dominant indigenous group in San Luis Potosí today is the Huastecs, also known as the Teenek.
A very-very-very good looking guy with an extremly large penis and he is very good at having sex and you will have a very good time hanging out with an pontus he is very sweet and cares about love
Hot girl: hi
Pontus: hi

Hot girl: whats your name?
Pontus: pontus
Hot girl: "melts"
Pontus by Penis master art December 12, 2016

Rusty Pontoon 

When a girl gives you a rim job, and then immediately after she starts making out with you. Later, you discover your own fecal matter on your upper lip, resembling a Hitler stache.
“Hey bro beans, you’re lookin an awful lot like Hitler right now. What’s that on your upper lip?” - concerned friend

*Rusty Pontoon victim frantically checks upper lip*

“Oh my god…. It tastes like poop” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Didn’t you just come from your girls house? Did you give her a rim job or something?” - concerned friend

“No… she gave me a rim job. Why?” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Please tell me that she didn’t start making out with you immediately after.” - concerned friend

“Yes she did.” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Oh shit, you just got Pontooned, you got Rusty Pontooned.” - concerned friend who has seen this plenty of times
1. A unknown, non-existant greek storyteller; see aesop.
2. A weird person.

Background: An error in the spelling of Photoshop in an AIM conversation about a computer class at school.
Mike and Jon have become potosops.
Rafael has always been such a potosop.
potosop by Matthew Reed June 26, 2004

Postosterone

Hi levels of testosterone within a social media post.
The replys were full of postosterone! It quickly turned into a pissing contest.
Postosterone by Al Dente June 7, 2019