popman

The god of all greatness also someone at my dog

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popman by Charon7000 October 8, 2020

Popman

Also known as Poopman, Popman is an incomprehensible deity, beyond the likes of Zalgo or Wosh. Nearly nothing is known about him besides his name due to the severe mental retardation exhibited by his followers and the scholars that have tried to unveil his secrets.

Only one recorded trace of him has ever been found, in the last chapter of the Nezperdian Book of Shadows it reads:

"The only Shadow over He Who Waits Behind The Wall, the Shadow hidden in the noxious abyss below the belly of the realms. Chaos be eternal, the being above even the Crimson Lord, visage of man and heart of scat. He remains silent till this day, may death come swift and torture last eternal when he brings oblivion, oblivion to the Mind, oblivion to the Church, oblivion to the man."

The author of this passage is believed to have been damned for heresy as the Zalgonite archives do not show any other discussion of the Shadow over Zalgo.

The cases of mental retardation caused by Popman seem to be infectious, so it is advised to stay away from communities that show signs of worshippers among them.

Chaos be eternal.

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Popman by tea&milk March 27, 2020

The Pacman 

A favorite among retro video game buffs and ass play aficionados, The Pacman is becoming a standard of the underground sex scene. This simple to do delight requires the insertion of anal beads into the rectum of your partner. Next, the beads are pulled one by one using your mouth. This action mimics the famous video game character eating the pellets. In addition, fruit preserves, which represent the fruits eaten in the game, may be spread onto the sphincter to enhance the ass-tastic flavor of the extracted beads.

When the beads are in deep,
Why use your hand?
Have some retro fun
and do The Pacman!

The Pacman by Autistic Pornstar April 11, 2010

Pacman Jonesin' 

To be in the state of perpetual ghetto thugishness, despite having millions of dollars. To believe that the system is biased against you, while in reality the system has paid you enough to take care of your family for generations. To continually act foolish, immature, and angry; possess handguns for show; use drugs; spend hundreds of thousands on clothes while your former neighbors get their heat shut off; and basically ignore societies laws and norms, while hard-working middle-class Americans who live paycheck to paycheck find a way to obey the law. To be a 16-year-old angst-ridden thug crybaby in a 24-year-old multi-millionaire body. Termed after Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones.

The potential for millions of dollars and an NFL career wasn't enough for Maurice Clarett, who was Pacman Jonesin' around in his SUV one night when he was pulled over wearing Kevlar body armor and possessing an open bottle of Grey Goose vodka, a hatchet, three semi-automatic 9mm pistols, and a loaded AK-47 variant.

Pacman Jonesin' by Danno Chuchiak April 24, 2007

Pacman level 

An unusually difficult pile of jank kaizo in Mario Maker made by pacmanboss.

God damn it! Another pacman level? There goes my afternoon

Pacman level by Pacmanboss256 March 20, 2019

Pacman-in' it 

When someone is driving down a road (usually slow, but not always the case), and they are driving right down the middle of the dashed line, thus "eating the dots" and earning the name pacman-in' it. This is normally not a good thing, contrary to the greatness that is Pac-man the arcade game.

"God, the stupid old bitch in front of us is going 25 miles an hour and pacman-in' it."

Pacman-in' it by Matt-ame June 11, 2009

Pacman Jones 

-noun.
An ignorant ass motherfucker who was a starting cornerback in the NFL for the Tennesse Titans. Suspended by NFL commissioner Roger Goodell in 2006 after more than 10 arrests across several states. His most notable offense was "making it rain" in a strip club by emptying more than $30,000 from 40 gallon trashbags and then requesting the money back. The incident caused a riot in the strip clud which led Jones' nontourage to fire guns, hitting one of the security guards in the chest, severing his spine and rendering him permanently disbaled.

Pacman Jones is the filth scum of the earth who does not deserve reinstatement into the NFL ever.

Pacman Jones by Michael J. Waldren April 17, 2008