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If there's a pickle in your pocket it is probably tuesday 

A phrase from a popular story where a flute player practices too much and ends up hating the thing she loves. After being given a pickle that "gets rid of problems" she attempts to play for the king and her flute disappears. Meaning her problem became her flute. This concert happened to be on a Tuesday in the story. This is used to say do not lose the enjoyment of doing something by doing it too much.
Friend 1: I just can't seem to wanna play this game anymore, I just get too stressed and always wanna win.
Friend 2: Well, they always say 'if there's a pickle in your pocket it is probably tuesday'. You should probably just play for fun before it ruins your love for playing.
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pocket knock-it 

When someone grabs your dick mid-nut and makes you squirt it in their pocket.
Imagine a girl was jerking you off and she's like "cum in my pocket" and you're like "what" but she just holds open the front pocket of her jeans and like aims your dick at it and you bust a fat nut in her pocket. That's a pocket knock-it moment.

zip it lockit put it in your pocket throw it off the summit 

zip it lockit put it in your pocket throw it off the summit

put that in your back pocket and slap it

The comeback after a comeback which pretty much ruins what you had going.
person 1: Suck my dick
person 2: You better grow one first

~RANDOM "OHHHH"'s AND "BURRRRNNN"'s~

Person 2: Put that in your back pocket and slap it bitch!
Person 1: Whaaat?

Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket 

This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.
Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!

Putting it in the pocket 

When a thought, idea, saying, or social happening occurs in your presence that you like, you can "Put it in your pocket," i.e. save it for later use. Customarily this expression is accompanied by a corresponding hand gesture of grabbing the occurence in question out of the air and putting it in your pocket (a shirt-breast pocket is preferred, though any pocket will do).
Jer: That's pretty beastly.
Neil: Beastly? That fucking awesome. I'm putting it in the pocket.
Putting it in the pocket by Jeremy November 25, 2006

Rock it in the Pocket 

Someone who wears a pocket square (Originates from American dad)
Stan I had no Idea you liked to rock it in the pocket
Rock it in the Pocket by Oure August 20, 2021