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Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased. 

Quote from the video game Mass Effect, spoken by Nihlus. Used to unenthusiastically congratulate someone.
Joker: Drift, just under 1500K.
Nihlus: Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Mort: Holy crap! I got into MIT!
Mort's Father: MIT is good. Your captain will be pleased.

pleased as punch 

ā€œI’m pleased as punch that I won the competition!ā€

Butt pleased 

Being contented with a situation or product, the opposite of butt hurt
The food and service were excellent, I am very butt pleased!

Pleasedo 

(pronunciation "plu-see-doe")
A combination of too much coffee and too much work before noon can result in this being asked of you by your supervisor; the definition is vague, although it implies a polite request or command being made to do an unsavory task.

Usually found in handwritten notes and directives.

Derived from the English for " If it is your desire or pleasure" and "make: engage in, or perform."

Also rumored to be the name of a Latin dance originated in Albany, New York; there are no formal steps/techniques recorded.
My supervisor asked me to pleasedo the reports, but I don't want to.

This memo was on my desk: "Pleasedo these charts by 5pm" and it was signed by my boss.
Plended a shortened/slang term for pleased and or pleasantly.
Originating off of a common British exclamation "splendid"
"I am doing quite plended, you?"
Plended by Pandamonium101 August 28, 2018

the eye that weeps when most pleased 

The vagina; the minge. Called this due to the fact that the vagina is known for producing copious amounts of lubricant during sexual excitement.
"Phew, what's that smell, Chuck? A fookin' fish?" "No, it's only from Cindy - it's tears from the eye that weeps when most pleased." - Sol R.