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pl.ok,ijmuhnygbtfvrdcesxwazq 

*inahle* WHY MUST YOU DO THIS? THER IS SO MUCH TO DO BUT TRYING TO BEAT THE URBAN DICTIONARY IS IMPOSSIBLE. GIVE. UP. GO EAT SOMETHING, GO TAKE A NAP, DO ANYTHING!!! BUT THIS IS BAD FOR YOU!!! NOW GET BACK TO YOUR WORK! IT WON'T DO ITSELF
person1: I tried to type pl.ok,ijmuhnygbtfvrdcesxwazq so beat the Urban Dictionary..
person 2: huh, did it work?
person1: no, because we're talking on the pl.ok,ijmuhnygbtfvrdcesxwazq urban dictionary page

[;/pl.ok,ijmuhnygbtfvrdcesxwazq 

STOP trying to beat the Urban Dictionary with weird patterns because THERE IS ABOUT 1BIL people on this site, and you know ATLEAST ONE person would type this so GET BACK TO YOUR HOMEWORK
Person1:;/[pl.ok,ijmuhnygbtfvrdcesxwazq
person 2: you loooove procrastinating on our school project, don't you?
person1: yes :)

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

\]'/=[;.-pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4esz3wa2q1`~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}| 

When somebody is so bored they type every key to the left up to down, then holding shift and to the right.
Boss: Are you so bored you're pressing plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq again?
Dave: No, it's worse
Boss: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>? is that it?
Dave: No, \]'/=;.-pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4esz3wa2q1`~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*[IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}| is what I'm typing.
Boss: Wow, you're really bored.
Dave: I'm always bored.
Boss: Why don't you get another job?
Dave: I got all F's.
Boss: Oh, that makes sense.

I-D-P-L-M-A-L 

I-D-P-L-M-A-L is a memory device to remember the order in which musical modes follow each other. A common way to remember this order is to remember the phrase "I Dig Phat Ladies - Mostly All Lesbian" which will help you to order the modes in the correct manner:

Ionian
Dorian
Phrygian
Lydian
Mixolydian
Aeolian
Locrian
"Shit, dude! What mode comes after phrygian?"
"Just remember I-D-P-L-M-A-L! I... Dig... Phat... Ladies..."
"Lydian! It's lydian! Fuck, you are a pro!"
"Your cursing is beginning to sound like a locrian triad to me."
"What?"
"The tritone."
"What?"
"Why are you even in this class?"
I-D-P-L-M-A-L by Billybobilly January 3, 2008

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When you're bored or have ADHD and proceed to type in (nearly) every button on your keyboard, from top right to bottom left. One might consider it the peak of boredom, but is there ever truly a peak? No matter how many combinations of letters you type in, there's always more. If someone actually managed to find EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE of these combination types, they'd be an absolute legend.
Me: *types ]'/=;.-pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4esz3wa2q1`}"?+{:>_PL<)OKM(IJN*UHB&YGV^[TFC%RDX$ESZ#WA@Q!~ into my keyboard*
Me: hey I should put this on urban dictionary.