pisswank 

The need to urinate occurring during masturbation. Continuing to ejaculation often results in a less pleasurable orgasm. This often happens upon waking up with morning wood.

John woke up with a hard-on but he also needed a piss. He struggled on and after his ejaculation wondered why he had bothered with his pisswank after all.

pisswank by TheRealChives January 4, 2012

pisswank 

to urinate during masturbation; a person who urinates during masturbation.

If you pisswank, it could be messy; He is a fucking pisswank.

pisswank by bread infection December 28, 2005

Pisswaker 

When you get pissed at a weedwacker because it won't start or won't cut. So you yell pisswaker at it

This fucken pisswaker won't start. What a pisswaker!!!!!

Pisswaker by Pisswaker March 28, 2019

Pisswanker 

Another way of calling someone a Pisshead and a Wanker but avoiding the extra word to seem more intelligent for the Bimbo that stalks you through your window.

You're such a fucking Pisswanker for asking if you could fuck a lamppost.

Pisswanker by CuntingAround101 November 24, 2017

pisswack 

Someone who pisses while they masturbate

My son is going through puberty, I think they're just a pisswack though.

pisswack by Skrrrrt esketit October 17, 2018

Pisstalking 

The act of talking or, being talked to when you are trying to take a piss

Could you let me finish pissin' then I'll talk to you
God I am not a big fan of Pisstalking

Pisstalking by Richard Ashley December 25, 2007

Pisswanker 

N: Someone who masturbates while urinating. An insult.

GET OUT OF THE ROOM, YOU PISSWANKER!

Pisswanker by Trerry May 5, 2015