Good morning piss
Good morning piss by uziman55 June 18, 2011
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who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?
1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery
2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy
2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy
Example 1:
Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!
Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?
Example 2:
Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.
Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?
Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!
Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?
Example 2:
Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.
Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?
Morning piss chemicals
Hym "I wonder if there are some kind of special morning piss chemicals released in your brain when you piss shortly after waking up 🤔 Seems to be the case. I swear, I could sleep for 72hr straight so long as I didn't have to piss but as soon as I wake up and take a piss? I'm up. For the rest of the day. It's over. Returning to sleep is an impossibly. As soon as them piss brain chemicals start flowing I am filling with limitless energy. Maybe that'll be my claim to fame. I'll harness those piss chemicals and sell them in drink form. Call it 'Morning glory'... Wait that's milk.... Wait... Did they beat me to it!? Does 'Morning Glory' milk utilize piss chemical technology!? Well, shit... Now this has turned into a milk advertisment... Damn... Oh well, I'll think of something... How about... 'Gold shock?' Harness that morning piss energy with 'Gold shock!' "
Morning piss chemicals by Hym Iam August 6, 2022
steamy morning bacon piss
When you have been on the piss all night you're dehydrated like a mother and when you hit the pan for the morning leak, it stinks like you've chowed a bag of rotten asparagus. Not only is it brown, smells of bacon.... its steamy too.
steamy morning bacon piss by Timmy J May 7, 2005
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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