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Pintphobia 

A person who is afraid, or cannot handle the full might of a 570ml pint of beer. Mainly due to either having exceptionally thin wrists or the inability to drink it fast enough before it becomes warm.
Guy 1: "OMG did George get us a round of Pots?"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's got a bad case of Pintphobia - he's probably wearing his mums vest again!"
Pintphobia by Pintsman Pat February 16, 2023
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Pingphobia 

A fear of hearing the ping sound effect of the Discord App. Some people has been seen having PTSD out of it because of intensive pinging, or other things.
-Man I swear, I can't stand those Discord ping sounds anymore! Is it just me?
-Yeah m8, you have Pingphobia
Pingphobia by damien59492 August 5, 2020

Pikeyphobia 

an extreme fear of the tribe known as pikeys this form of scum live in small herds carring weapons and constantly moving they should be shot on sight if possible. this fear is perfectly normal if you live near a pack of these. just stay inside for a while or gather a mob and begin a territory war with these freeloading scumbags. i did this myself and now my garden is mine once more.
man with pikeyphobia:some pikeys moved in nearby

pikey basher:let me gather my deodorant and some water and theyll be gone by sundown

pikey basher2:ill go get my 9mm, time for some pikey bashing!!!!
Pikeyphobia by Jamie125 May 31, 2007

pinkphobic

when people hate on the most beautiful colour for no reason
person 1- “i got kicked out of school for dying my hair pink
person 2 - “i think that’s just pinkphobic tbh
person 1 - “ikr, they were fine with jessica's cyan hair”
pinkphobic by evelyn ! May 1, 2021

Pinkophobia 

Pink, or vomiting from staring at the color
Throwing up from hearing the word pink can also be pinkophobia but normally it is just pink or throwing up because of pink.
Pinkophobia by Sheakyra December 3, 2010

Pockyphobia

A fear of being baited in your Dms and being banned or taken to jail
Bro this discord server gives me pockyphobia
Pockyphobia by Redfroggo July 5, 2019

Pingophobia

An extreme fear of Pingu the penguin
My friend's pingophobia is so bad that he hides in the closest when it's passing on TV
Pingophobia by canart October 6, 2019