Pin the tail on his ass 

A horrible and undefinable jail metaphor with a negative inflection. Most likely insuring a murder or rape, or the legendary MurderRape.

YO! I'm sick of this ni**a man! KEV! Pin the tail on his ass!

Pin the tail on his ass by JayHairston October 5, 2011

pin the tail game 

A sexual party game usually practiced in high school or college where one party goer is stripped naked and blindfolded. Other party guests take turns giving head or screwing the blingfolded person after which the blindfolded person must try to guess who each was. Each guest takes a turn being blindfolded. The winner is the person who correctly identifies the most people who had sex with them.

I was the first girl to be blindfolded during pin-the-tail game. I was a freshman and it was my first ever sex party and I was a little concerned since I had only had sex with one guy a couple of times. I quickly learned that guys come in all sizes. Guessing only two of the seven guys correctly, I did not win the game and was very sore the next day. One of the bigger guys must have opened me up a little more as my underwear was spotted in the morning.

pin the tail game by BRD October 29, 2004

Pin the tail in the donkey 

Erotic reimagination of the popular party game. Female blindfolds male before rotating him 10 full turns. She must then assume the doggy position. It is the goal of the male to pin his 'tail' inside the ass of the mule.

That party last weekend was rad, bro

Dude we can't be friends anymore, the guests all left after you tried to initiate a game of pin the tail in the donkey

Whatever man, that chick took dick like a true hero

Pin the tail in the donkey by God backwards is Dog May 18, 2018

Pin the Tail on the Donkey 

When you're about to have sex with a girl on her period... you turn out the lights so it's dark, flip her around into the doggystyle position, bend her over, pull her tampon out, and attempt to stick it in her ass in the dark as if you were blind folded and trying to pin the tail on the donkey. Upon completion, sex is mandatory but the return of the tampon to the vagina and/or Donkey Punch is optional.

"Dude, my girl was on the rag last night so I had to play a little "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" to get a piece.

Pin the Tail on the Donkey by Daniel Patrickk December 17, 2006

Pin The Tail On Pacino 

A boudoir game where the male participant is blindfolded with a dildo strapped to his forehead. He must crawl around the room trying to find his female counterpart based only on his ability to track her "Scent Of A Woman". He must find her in the shortest possible time and insert the dildo while proclaiming "HOO-AH!" in the loudest possible voice.

"I hurt my head playing Pin The Tail On Pacino last night. I thought it was Danielle but it was actually the wardrobe. Now I've got a dildo-bruise on my forehead."

Pin The Tail On Pacino by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 4, 2009

Pin the Tail on the Monkey 

To purposely make a person who truly loves you feel like all the downs in your relationship are her fault.

" I'm going to play pin the tail on the monkey. " Has anyone seen my girlfriend?"

Pin the Tail on the Monkey by Betterthantheythink April 18, 2018

Pin The Tail on The Soul Mate 

The game needy people are playing when they go from relationship to relationship talking about spending forever with their current partner, when they actually will eventually bail after a few signs of trouble, only to soon find some other sucker.

Bruce: Yeah my cousin's with my ex now.
Karen: Yeah they seem really happy together.
Bruce: Too bad she's just playing Pin The Tail on The Soul Mate all the time. I already feel sorry for him.

Pin The Tail on The Soul Mate by MonsterCockBaby September 25, 2010