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girl pick up lines 

Here are a few meanings of "Girl Pickup lines":
"I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?"

Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.

Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?

"Hi, i'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"

Boy, are you the tiger from the Frosted Flakes box? Because you're looking "Grrrrreat!"

Are you a parking ticket? Cause' you got fine written all over you.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.

(to a baseball player)
Girl: are you a catcher?
Guy: no or yes, why?
Girl: cause you definitely caught my eye!

Are you a dictionary? (Why?) Because you just gave me the definition of Gorgeous

You're so hot ; a firefighter couldn't put you out

Guy: What's with all the winky faces?

Girl: Because I had something in my eye and it happens to be you.

The meaning of Girl pick up lines is when a girl ties to get a boy.

Crucial Late Night Fat Girl Pick up 

When my boy Donnie goes to a club in D.C. with no cab money to get home, then has a female that is overweight come pick him up, and drive him home!
Dude, it is 2:45 AM and I am drunk off my ass, it is time for the Crucial Late Night Fat Girl Pick up!

Pick A girl up day 

Pick your girlfriend up and carrie her around
Pick a girl up day is when you carry a girl around
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026