Photographic Hearing
Photographic Hearing by HEHEXD99999999999999 August 26, 2019
photographic constipation
a phenomenon where a beautiful person appears to be in a state of discomfort, almost as if they were constipated, when they know their picture is being taken.
"Chandler what is the matter with your face?" - Friends s7e5
"Did you check out the prom pics? What's up with your face, you look like you have a case of photographic constipation."
"Did you check out the prom pics? What's up with your face, you look like you have a case of photographic constipation."
photographic constipation by Manrique May 19, 2016
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CIT Photographic Society
By definition is AWESOME/epic.
Occupation: Method of recording permanent images by the action of light projected by a lens in a camera onto a film or other light-sensitive material.
Lifestyle: Shooting.
Verdict: Fooking amazing.
Occupation: Method of recording permanent images by the action of light projected by a lens in a camera onto a film or other light-sensitive material.
Lifestyle: Shooting.
Verdict: Fooking amazing.
Guy 1: Hey dude, did you see CIT Photographic societies latest exhibition?
Guy 2: Nah Boi.... Art is for fooking Faggits!
Guy 1: Down with that sort of thing you gypsy muck! CIT Photographic Society is the most epic society in the world.
Guy 2 was found several days later in a ditch with his hand so far up his ass he could tickle his little dangly throat thingys
Guy 2: Nah Boi.... Art is for fooking Faggits!
Guy 1: Down with that sort of thing you gypsy muck! CIT Photographic Society is the most epic society in the world.
Guy 2 was found several days later in a ditch with his hand so far up his ass he could tickle his little dangly throat thingys
CIT Photographic Society by princessAurora November 16, 2010
Photographic Memory
The ability to to recall images or texts with unfailing accuracy. Lots of people think its fake, but I can confirm it is real I have it.
It is not fair, this kid doesn't study for tests because he has a photographic memory; he can memorize power points and textbook pages just by looking at them once.
Photographic Memory by GEsmart December 8, 2013
Photographist
A photographist is someone who is:
a) unfamiliar with the English language;
b) has a malfunctioning camera which randomly causes photos to appear as though they had been captured by a professional photographer.
a) unfamiliar with the English language;
b) has a malfunctioning camera which randomly causes photos to appear as though they had been captured by a professional photographer.
Photographist by 393 May 11, 2011
photographic evidence posthaste
Person 1: "She then took her panties off and kissed my tophat and monocle!"
Person 2: "Attractive British woman you say?! Photographic evidence posthaste!"
Person 2: "Attractive British woman you say?! Photographic evidence posthaste!"
photographic evidence posthaste by Yams January 16, 2008