pullin a petzen 

To perform outstandingly well on certain video games and in certain situations, most of which includes being a ninja, jumping really high, dodging impossible obstacles, and overcoming insane situations. Pullin a petzen is not recommended for children. Pullin a petzen is not recommended for anyone, actually.

Bob: Last night, man...I totally was pullin a petzen.
Guy Who Pulled a Petzen: Nah man, what'd you do, jump into your chair? I fuckin jumped off the empire state building last night...and rolled.
Bob: Damnnnn....

pullin a petzen by whitefox917 June 27, 2008

putzenfagel 

someone who just doesnt get anything

ok right click your mouse, no the other button you putzenfagel

putzenfagel by Doctor Moor October 23, 2008

Putzen 

A half-assed individual who decides they're bigger than everyone else in the world. A true tool who will do what it takes to look like a 'King amongst the trees' under any circumstance. Will attempt to take on a battleship, unarmed and shirtless, if he sees one.

Come on Frank! Quit talking to this Putzen, we got more important things to do.

Putzen by Will Smosby June 22, 2011

Petren 

A domestic pet of any type whose owner considers it to be equivalent to a human child in all aspects of its welfare and existence, and treats it accordingly.

Petren can often be identified by their mode of transportation, including the use of a pram propelled by their owner (usually accompanied by a blanket intended for a child); car passenger seats (in a certified baby carrier, correctly fixed to the highest safety standards).

Petren owners frequently send cards, usually at Christmas, birthdays and other annual celebrations which are signed from both the owner/s and their respective petren.

Petren owners have attracted widespread public criticism from various sectors of society who argue that pets should not be treated in the same manner as human beings.

1. "Did you see Vincent and Tina pushing that pram this morning?"
"Yeah, I didn't know they'd had a baby."
"No, that was Bob - their ferret."

2. "Hey man, look at this Get Well Soon card I received from Mandy the other day, it's so sweet."
"Oh really? What did it say?"
"Dear Danny, get well soon, love Mandy & Lassie. Woof. XXX"
"Yeah I got one of those from her last Christmas, but it was just a paw print."
"She is so obsessed with her petren."

Petren by auntyjane June 25, 2009

petzele

a little (or a facetiously adorable) putz or prick or young dude. Used to verbally smack a kid trying to act older or tougher than his age or size. From Yiddish slang for penis with the suffix -ele (pronounced uh-luh) suggesting sarcastic affection or lack of physical size. Use this word only with cautious discretion, as some may infer anti-Semitic intent by the speaker.

"So now the petzele wants to hang with me," says an almost-teen dude to get rid of his younger brother.

petzele by SukeyTawdry February 8, 2014

dimitry petrenko

A hero from call of duty

Idk who he is my friend justno says he’s a hero dimitry petrenko

dimitry petrenko by MoffDoesMeth May 21, 2021

peteenus 

When a woman's clit is abnormally large like a penis above her pussy.

That chicks peteenus was almost bigger than my penis.

peteenus by Louisfrye March 17, 2017