Squirty Penguin Poops

A more discreet way of indicating that you have diarrhea (especially if you refer to it by the acronym SPP).

Kid: I can't go to school today Mom... I've got squirty penguin poops.

Mother: You've got what?

Kid: You know... SPP.

Mother: Oh. OK. You can find the Pepto Bismol in the bathroom cabinet.

Squirty Penguin Poops by DontCallMeMom December 3, 2013

club penguin pookie 

a club penguin pookie is a "baby" penguin. they use language like: wes, wista, bwoder, mwommy, dwaddy, and more.

pookie 1: I nweed a mwommy
pookie 2: can I be your wista
pookie 1: wes
pookie 3: can I be your bwoder
pookie 1: wes
that's what club penguin pookies are.

club penguin pookie by TheBestAnimalJammerGirl August 11, 2014

Poopy Penguin 

A sexual act in which the female first has her arms tied to the wall and is then gagged so she cannot speak. She then shits on the mans dick and he proceeds to fuck her. Because the squishing sound is so disgustingshe starts to flap her arms and moan, much like a penguin. hence the name, "poopy penguin"

last night i did the poopy penguin to this girl, she threw up.

i asked this girl if she wanted to do the poopy penguin and she said only if we get morgan freeman to narrate

Poopy Penguin by awa March 28, 2007

penguinsoo 

kyungsoo. thats it. penguinsoo is basically fuckin kyungsoo from exo. just. penguinoo. dont let his egg hair die

man, penguinsoo's hair looks like a fuckin egg.

penguinsoo by TheAlmightySenpaiLord July 24, 2017