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pedestalitis 

When you keep on putting girls on the pedestal.
You keep on idealizing girls - you have pedestalitis.
pedestalitis by Gesamtpaket October 14, 2013

pedostache 

A thin layer of hair, lacking the regality of a full blown mustache, atop the upper lip. Commonly found on individuals with Tony Danza-esque minivans and lots of candy.
Hey, check out the pedostache on that guy. Hey, where'd little Timmy go...
pedostache by J. Agnew June 14, 2006

on a pedestal 

To greatly value someone or something, esp. a romantic interest, above all others.
She likes Jon, but she has Chris on a pedestal. Jon doesn't have a chance.
on a pedestal by Sean Kennedy September 9, 2005

Pedastache 

NOUN; A thick mustache belonging to an individual who is either a pedaphile or looks like a pedaphile. This mustache is the only facial hair present on the individual. Sometimes mistaken for a "Pornstache."
That guy with the pedastache staring at those children is scaring me.
Pedastache by WM Kolston November 1, 2010

pedestal girl 

A girl that you have a secret obsession over for insane beauty, a deeply spiritual soul, and all around absolute perfection. You discreetly stalk her, but you may never say more than a bashful "hi." Due to these contributing factors this person is slowly built up on a pedestal. Your mind will lead you to believe this already flawless girl has built up the embodiment of perfection. You must keep in mind, you are allowed one and only one pedestal girl at a time.
Me: "Dude, I can't talk to this girl from the third floor!" Friend: "Why?" Me: "She is a total pedestal girl."
pedestal girl by Peter Smalls September 17, 2013

pedestalize

when a man takes a woman that he wants and makes her his, then proceeds to hold her in such high and un-realistic esteem that he can no longer have a normal or real relationship with her.
putting her on a pedestal.
men commonly pedestalize their wives to try and boost their egos, show off and re-live their mother son relationships
pedestalize by avalancheblanch August 4, 2008