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Parson Brown 

"Parson Brown" is the term used to talk about a typical angelican priest of the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries. "Parson Brown" is not an actual person (though he might have been at some time), but a figure of speech, like "John Doe" is an unidentified male and "Charley" is a watchman. "Parson" by itself means minister.
The classic line from Winter Wonderland:
"In the meadow we can build a snowman
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown
He'll say 'Are you married ?', We'll say 'No man,
For you can do the job when you're in town.'"
Sure, it sounds like some kind of sexual reference, but its not. It's just a priest asking a couple if they are married. They reply that they are not and that they will wait for him to "do the job" of marrying them when he comes to their town.
Parson Brown by bsmeb October 18, 2006
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Parson Brown 

Taking a big dump in the forest!

Camper: Oh fuck, I need to drop a Parson Brown!

Other camper: Get the fuck out of here. Do that shit at the other site.
I need to take a Parson Brown!
Parson Brown by D Boy89 February 18, 2022
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Parson Brown 

MAC MILLER
we keep pushing your buttons (prod. Parson Brown)
Parson Brown by SapientBlazer April 20, 2021

Parson Brown 

Parson Brown is the reference in the christmas song "Winter Wonderland". There is much controversy as to who this person is. Parson Brown is a distant relative to Charlie Brown, most unknown to the majority of Peanuts fans. There is a lost reel featuring Parson Brown in the holiday special "Charlie Brown and the great christmas tree caper". You can only find this episode on EBAY. So that settles the age old dispute as to who is Parson Brown and why are we pretending that he is our snowman??
...in the meadow we can build a snowman and pretend that he is Parson Brown...
Parson Brown by jenn December 6, 2004

Parson Brown 

A man of cloth who should be removed from his position for putting one or more boys in a position they should never have to experience. Ever.
Little Joey said he had been “Parson Brown”ed in the rectory during Christmas Mass.
Parson Brown by Beagoodperson December 22, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026