Located on 201 Scoville Ave, students are three thirds white, one fourth
hater, and one third potheads who bleed
orange n
blue. White kids are constantly trying to disassociate with the fact they they are, in fact, white. The underclass caf, or fight club, think theyre tough but every breath just adds another chromosome to their body. The upperclass caf is loud with kids who want to be noticed before they graduate. Art hoes, or stuckup kids with sticks so far up they can't sit, are notoriously known for never letting anyone into art spaces. Self diagnose is the true way to go so don't complain unless you have ten disabilities and four aneurysms a day. Drama kids could drown in tears cried over the fact they don’t have
friends. Band can’t stop banging eachother. Sports kids suck their way to the top and act
like gods, but really they're as sad as the rest of us, if not more. The fifteen million other clubs just exist. All OPRF kids are stuckup entitled whiners who don’t understand what a life is. They think they do, but being
friends with sophomore science teachers ain't gonna give jobs. The freshmen have filled the halls with vape and look
like two yearolds. It's a surprise we're still alive. No wonder no
college wants us. Its a
pain for anyone who is slightly less engrossed in living their golden years out in highschool. Overall theyre a bunch of sleepdeprived potheads trying to ignore the
petty cliques constantly indirecting anyone“triggering”.
OPRF Student : "Yeah I go to Oak Park River Forest
High School it's pretty
well known n all. Go Huskies!"
Literally anyone from outside of Oak Park: "What's OPRF?"
OPRF Student: :0