1.a cross between manny paquiao and someones jock
2. a pain in the jock area
after i was done pissing i zipped my zipper and got a jockuiao
When a girl gets out of line, you slap her in the face with your penis in hope of a knock out to teach her a lesson.
Jeff: "Hey how have things been with Terry? She still bugging you about how you won't tell her you love her?"
Bryan: "They're a lot better! I pulled a Manny Cockiao the other night and I think she got the picture."
Jeff: "Awesome! I bet she's just like Mayweather, and way too afraid to come near you."
A 10 minute power nap interrupted when you realize you shouldn't be asleep. Commonly occurs after plopping face-down onto a bed or couch after coming home while there's still shit to be done.
"Honey, I know you just got home, but that faucet still needs to be fixed."
"Sorry, work was exhausting and I feel like Marquez just put me down for a Pacquiao nap."