paper mache
When masturbating into a Kleenex and the left over papers get stuck on your dick, looking like paper mache.
paper mache by JustRob September 13, 2009
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paper mache job
a term used to describe someone so ugly, too ugly even to be a paper bag job - their body is their only redeeming factor. to combat that ghastly predicament, the only suitable act is to create a paper mache mask of someone more attractive and stick it on her misshapen, scabby head so that you can make sweet fucklove.
Woman: You like me? Some guys think i'm ugly.
Man: Nah, your just a paper mache job.
Woman: Huh?
Man Nothing. (to bartender) Absinthe please.
Man: Nah, your just a paper mache job.
Woman: Huh?
Man Nothing. (to bartender) Absinthe please.
paper mache job by Raaaas May 12, 2008
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Paper Maché
The act of spraying your goo all over the paper bag covering an ugly chicks head during sexual relations. Once the jizz has softened the bags wrinkly texture, it is not uncommon to press the bag against the girls face until drying of the manglaze has commenced, thus creating a paper maché of that ugly bitch.
Harv: How did the sex with that butterface go last night?
Jon: That showty was hit, so instead of takin' the bag off her face I just paper maché'd her ass.
Jon: That showty was hit, so instead of takin' the bag off her face I just paper maché'd her ass.
Paper Maché by Jon Griz March 1, 2008
Devil’s Paper-Maché
A substance created when toilet paper is used to clean up jizz.
Not desirable, should only be done as a last resort or when creating really cool art.
Not desirable, should only be done as a last resort or when creating really cool art.
Guy after sex “Here’s some toilet paper”
Woman “I’m not tryna make the devil’s paper-maché. Get me a damn towel or something.”
Woman “I’m not tryna make the devil’s paper-maché. Get me a damn towel or something.”
Devil’s Paper-Maché by Dr. Brostein December 21, 2022
Paper mâché (a bitch)
The act of ejaculating on tissue paper, toilet paper, napkin, or any absorbent, thin cloth and proceeding to wrap around or stick to a partners
head.
head.
Paper mâché (a bitch) by kristy rowbothem June 17, 2014
Paper Maché
The act of spraying your goo all over the paper bag covering an ugly chicks head during sexual relations. Once the jizz has softened the bags wrinkly texture, it is not uncommon to press the bag against the girls face until drying of the manglaze has commenced, thus creating a paper maché of that ugly bitch.
Harv: How did the sex with that butterface go last night?
Jon: That showty was hit, so instead of takin' the bag off her face I just paper maché'd her ass.
Jon: That showty was hit, so instead of takin' the bag off her face I just paper maché'd her ass.
Paper Maché by Jon Griz February 29, 2008