Pontoon Boat
Did you see Jack Pontoon Boat that stripper last night? He got his face right up in those butt cheeks.
Pontoon Boat by MooseMan5 September 17, 2010
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Rusty Pontoon
When a girl gives you a rim job, and then immediately after she starts making out with you. Later, you discover your own fecal matter on your upper lip, resembling a Hitler stache.
“Hey bro beans, you’re lookin an awful lot like Hitler right now. What’s that on your upper lip?” - concerned friend
*Rusty Pontoon victim frantically checks upper lip*
“Oh my god…. It tastes like poop” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Didn’t you just come from your girls house? Did you give her a rim job or something?” - concerned friend
“No… she gave me a rim job. Why?” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Please tell me that she didn’t start making out with you immediately after.” - concerned friend
“Yes she did.” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Oh shit, you just got Pontooned, you got Rusty Pontooned.” - concerned friend who has seen this plenty of times
*Rusty Pontoon victim frantically checks upper lip*
“Oh my god…. It tastes like poop” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Didn’t you just come from your girls house? Did you give her a rim job or something?” - concerned friend
“No… she gave me a rim job. Why?” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Please tell me that she didn’t start making out with you immediately after.” - concerned friend
“Yes she did.” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Oh shit, you just got Pontooned, you got Rusty Pontooned.” - concerned friend who has seen this plenty of times
Rusty Pontoon by Rodney McCumberpath May 19, 2023
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PantsOnPhobia
The fear of having pants on, wearing or of those wearing pants. Often a self-inflicted malaise associated with those working from home or in the technology start-up environments.
When he has to go to the office, his pantsonphobia is in full effect. Her pantsonphobia prevents her from attending certain social events.
PantsOnPhobia by JDNoPants October 21, 2010
pantooka
A Dr. Seuss Christmas ornament, usually hung on the ceiling, used by the Whos in Whoville at Christmas time while singing.
pantooka by Koalamomma December 9, 2012
Patoonky
My patoonky was aching after the long bike ride.
I can't sit in this uncomfortable chair any longer because it's causing my patoonky to hurt.
I can't sit in this uncomfortable chair any longer because it's causing my patoonky to hurt.
Patoonky by Jendreannissa Watsaytud January 9, 2010
Pontoon
Kiersten : Hey Chad wanna come to my place during lunch hour and motorboat my soft puffy breast's?
Chad: Sorry Jim want's me to go to join him at the park and Pontoon him!
Kiersten : Ok that's fuckin gross why would you want to do that?
Chad : Hey he's my boss and I have to do what he say's besides I usually kiss his ass all day long anyway what's the difference!
Kiersten: True you must do what he say's by the way are you gay?
Chad: NO!!! but I am bi curious!
Kiersten : Well at least you still like girls!
Chad : For sure!
Chad: Sorry Jim want's me to go to join him at the park and Pontoon him!
Kiersten : Ok that's fuckin gross why would you want to do that?
Chad : Hey he's my boss and I have to do what he say's besides I usually kiss his ass all day long anyway what's the difference!
Kiersten: True you must do what he say's by the way are you gay?
Chad: NO!!! but I am bi curious!
Kiersten : Well at least you still like girls!
Chad : For sure!
Panton Hug
Aviation term used to explain the 12 hour shift your about to work for no reason.
To work without accomplishing anything, getting hosed, screwed, fucked over, fucked in the ass.
To perform recreational maintenance on aircraft that are not going to fly or even on the flying schedule.
To work without accomplishing anything, getting hosed, screwed, fucked over, fucked in the ass.
To perform recreational maintenance on aircraft that are not going to fly or even on the flying schedule.
Well fella's, looks like were getting another Panton Hug tonight.
Panton Hugs all around!
Where were you all night? getting panton hugged??
Panton Hugs all around!
Where were you all night? getting panton hugged??
Panton Hug by Ken Gman February 19, 2008