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pandamal 

1. (n) The animal commonly known as a panda.

2. (n) Something embodying characteristics of a panda; endangered, passive, celibate, not concerned with own species' survival.

3. (adj) pandamally In a manner alike or reminiscent of a panda.
Stop being such a damn pandamal and have some sex!

You're such a party pandamal. It's no fun to go out with you.

Motocross is fun to watch, but don't you find it a bit pandamal?

Your pandamal magnetism is why you're not getting laid.
pandamal by BKDay December 10, 2010

pandamic 

A natural or artificial disaster caused by pandas.
Oh John, king of the pandas, caused that pandamic.
pandamic by Thetruedictionary December 15, 2014

global pandemilovato 

Global pandemilovato (also pandemi lovato) is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic" and the singer-song writer "Demi Lovato," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global panera bread
All bars and restaurants are closed because of this global pandemilovato

pandemicking 

The act of shopping or otherwise preparing for a pandemic, but doing so in a too-late stressed-out manner, thus not getting much and further contributing to the chaos.
I had better get to the store before the pandemicking starts
pandemicking by Levisan March 16, 2020

pandarilla 

Pandarilla’s range in size from nine feet tall to twelve feet tall. They are stockily built. Their faces, fur, and legs greatly resemble those of a bi-pedal panda’s, however their arms are long and strong, and their midsections are broad and heavy-built like a gorilla’s. Though their fur is always black and white, their eye colours range from a warm brown, to a cool grey. Their markings vary slightly from pandarilla to pandarilla, and frequent exposure to a single pandarilla will cause you to be able to tell them apart from the others. The females are typically larger, and are quite noticeably different from the males physically. Pandarilla’s typically wear woollen robes of neutral colours, and large wide brimmed hats.

Personality: Pandarilla’s are not personable, and typically live alone in huts, until mating season in the deep winter, where they immediately go south to find mates. Pandarilla’s live with their mothers until they come of age, then they leave to make their own huts.
wtf, I thought pandarilla was a girl, you mean hes really a 12 ft tall monster who could eat me?
pandarilla by ajvanadri (pandarilla) September 12, 2005

pandalicker

One who partakes in the licking of Pandas (ailuropoda melanoleuca) for either personal enjoyment or financial gain.
What, you need me to draw you a diagram?
pandalicker by Hairy Carrie January 24, 2005