| 1. | Mangonator | ||
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This is a very rare specimen indeed. Rumoured to have only been sighted once in the Panania marshes, the Mangonator is believed to be the result of a manganaro that happens to go mango whilst suffering from MBD. A deadly combination indeed. "Residents of Panania received a warning to lock their doors as a rabid Mangonator was said to be prowling the area"
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| 2. | MBD | ||
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Mad Beaver Disease. This is the beaver version of mad cow disease. The conditions include random, uncontrolled spasms which lead to violent attack of all things surrounding the subject. First encountered in the Panania area and in the local beaver stock. Currently there is no known cure. "That beaver must have MBD he just tackled a computer."
"They better find a cure for MBD quick." |
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| 3. | PBSP | ||
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Pananian Beaver Steralisation Program. A community initiative of Panania in which local residents take part in the steralisation of the beaver population during weekends. The PBSP was created to combat rising beaver-related violence in the area due to MBD. Currently the PBSP has steralised 10% of the beaver population, this has resulted in minor decreases of beaver-related incidents. "Hey Joe are you gonna take part in the PBSP this weekend? We need all the help we can get."
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| 4. | BFZ | ||
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Beaver Free Zone. BFZs are containment zones put in place by PBSPvolunteers. Any beaver found crossing into a BFZ is exterminated on site. At present there are two major BFZs and three minor BFZs located in Panania. Beaver-related problems are the lowest in these areas due to the hard work of the PBSP volunteers. "Did you hear about that beaver that crossed into the BFZ? Yeah they pumped him full of lead real good."
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| 5. | Pananian Marsh Beaver | ||
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The native beaver of the Panania region. Known for its tempermental state and cases of extreme violence towards humans and other species. Found in the Pananian Marshes, its size varies from that of a normal beaver to the huge specimens found near nuclear waste barrels. Currently the target of a steralisation program by the PBSP.
Known diseases/issues: MBD, tendency to go mango. "Run! Its a pananian marsh beaver!"
"That Pananian marsh beaver beaverised that little boy for no apparent reason." |
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| 6. | Beaverus Ignoramus | ||
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The scientific name of the Pananian Marsh Beaver. Chosen to reflect the species intelligence (or lack thereof). Beaverus Ignoramus is currently listed as a pest, and the PBSP is working tirelessly to rid the Panania of this unwanted species. "Beaverus Ignoramus is truly the only animal on Earth that serves no actual purpose."
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| 7. | Manganation | ||
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1) The local tongue of the Panania Swamp Beaver. It is made up of the english langauge primarily, sometime Italian is included, but what differs it from normal English is that each word is said to the One sylable basis, there is now full stops, commas, colons, semi-colons or any other pausing punctuation in the sentance.
(Note: Usually indused by red cordial.) I-really-like-my-red-cordial-it-makes-me-play-handball-real-good-did-you-see-the-soccer-last-nigh.......10 hrs later......and-then-he-went-home.
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