paincakes 

Servings of pure pain delivered by means of the fist, leg, penis, and other extremities. They are most commonly served by covering the body of one (usually smaller) with the body of another (usually a wrestler). They are oftentimes served from dawn until dusk at the INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PAINCAKES. The servers at the INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PAINCAKES include Chuck Norris, Chris Rock, and Epic Beard Man.

I'M ABOUT TO SERVE YOU SOME PAINCAKES, HOLD THE CAKES.

paincakes by k_cuz July 9, 2010

pain cave

A grueling physical workout intended to make you a better athlete. Usually done at home or the gym, and we call that place the "pain cave."

"If I want to get faster on the bike, I've gotta do my workout, so I am headed to the pain cave."

pain cave by Chumango February 8, 2010

Pain Cave

A home gym setup, generally used by cyclists, but also popular with other disciplines. It refers to a dedicated area, generally in a basement (hence, "cave") where long, grueling exercise sessions take place.

I did a triathlon in May, which meant lots of long days in the Pain Cave, since it was too cold to train outside.

Pain Cave by jdpatt January 18, 2019

Paincake 

A huge nipple that reminds one of a pancake, usually used by people who do not like big nipples

ewwwwwwww, she has paincakes.

Paincake by Fallen92 March 7, 2010

Pain Cave

A situation that involves either performing tasks for or working with people you do not like.

Question: "How was work today?"

Answer: "It was a total pain cave..."

Pain Cave by Male Nurse June 25, 2009

pain cave

Dark room or basement where you lure unsuspecting and intoxicated women.

Come into my pain cave so I can bludgeon you.

pain cave by The Pantsman May 17, 2007

pain cave

A mentally and/or physically debilitating condition worse than a hang over usually brought on by the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol combined with severe lack of sleep.

... oh my head... it's a day in the pain cave for me today, thanks to that goddamn moonshine!

pain cave by 00s4s00 November 15, 2009