Onagad 

When a guy drinks too much but can still get hard enough to have sex. However, you are so drunk that you can't get off by having sex, so instead you jerk yourself off onto the girl.

Man can you believe Mike Onagad it again last night?

Onagad by Machoman Randy Savage April 7, 2008

Ownation 

The State of being so overtly owned, that saying owned or pwned just doesn't fit and isn't extreme enough.
The word can be used in various ways, as expressed in the examples.

Ownation!
Dude, you just got ownated! (Other form of word, used same as owned)
This is total ownation!
You are in ownation.
Bob is in ownation.

Ownation by Caesar-SB September 6, 2013

ornag 

A wild ornag is a rare creature, that can only be found deep in the penis. It enjoys stealing all of the cum during ejaculation. Cum is rich in nutrition, making it perfect for the ornag to survive off of.

Dev: That's weird barely any came out. Sam: There must be an ornag in my dick.

ornag by Gornag Ramsay May 28, 2020

Lamplot Ownage

On a tuesday night, When one commits the act of intercourse with a friend's mother and, just before he finishes, pulls out, runs to his friend's room, and ejaculates on his eyes. In the morning, he will arise with dried crusty semen on his eyelids, preventing him from opening them. Under the assumption that he has pinkeye, he will undoubtedly use a large amount of Visene to remedy the situation.

John: Dude, I totally pulled a Lamplot Ownage last night!

Dan: Really? I think I have pinkeye.

Lamplot Ownage by ShepDaddy May 2, 2006

oonagi 

Somewhat mysterious awareness of what's happening or will be happening around. It is often confused with unagi, which is likely an English transcription of Japanese word 鱼炙, meaning grilled fish and often referring to a popular Japanese dish of eels. Oonagi, on the other hand, is likely an English transcription of Japanese word 悟机, which means understanding the signs (of the universe) and is often seen in spiritual and martial arts literature. Such understanding enables one to sense what might be or will be happening and therefore avoid danger or be prepared for it.

It is said that Master Tashin acquired oonagi after 49 days of meditation under an old pine tree in Mount Asahi. He was often seen going back to the palace (that's usurped by his evil brother) but the guards were never able to seize him.

oonagi by bkiichi July 27, 2012

Ownage Scale 

Degrees on the scale 1-10
Represent sexual progress made in a relationship between girl/guy
Degrees of Scale
1. Holding Hands
2. Peck on Cheek
3. Kissing
4. Kissing with tongue
5. Outercourse (dry humping with clothes on)
6. Fooling around naked(touching boob)
7. Handski(Fingerbang/Handjob)
8. Mouthski(Bj/Eating out)
9. Intercourse
10.Baby
The goal is to get as high as possible without hitting 10(unless you want to get pregnent)

Using the ownage scale.
I level 1 owned with Sarah. (I held Sarah's hand)

JP got level 7 owned by Amy. (Amy gave JP a hand-job)

Oh shit! I level 10 owned Lisa. (Shit Lisa's pregnant with my child!)

Ownage Scale by vipers June 13, 2008

Owlage 

The act of looking all around like an owl.

FFS I failed my driving test 'cos I didn't do any owlage before my three point turn!

Owlage by Crusty Turd 2 February 6, 2010