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Owen J. Roberts 

A high school mostly filled with different groups of white students:

The band geeks- in every AP and honors class that screams out every answer. Have their own little special hallway where they hang out with other band kids. Mostly nice but can get fucking annoying if you keep talking to them.

The emos- wear dark makeup and like to think theyre different from everyone else. Dont talk to anyone but other emo kids. Usually get mad if you do anything that offends them. Mostly antisocials....

The white jock guys- you probably wont get invited to their parties because your not cool enough. They love to wear expensive clothing and always have airpods in. Usually wont like you if you are not a white popular girl. Some are smart and others are dumbasses

The popular girls- you cant really join this group unless you were part of it in middle school.

The druggies- some of the funnier people of the school. Dont give a shit about what other people think of them but they also fail most of their classes. Some are nice but others are just the white jocks trying to prove theyre cool.
Wow... you go to Owen J. Roberts You must be a white asshole!
Owen J. Roberts by Lolhorsegirl August 5, 2019
Jacking Off. (J.Owen as in "J Oing")
I was j.owen to a video of Sarah Palin giving a speech about how masturbation is bad.

owen joyner 

The most perfect man in existence. Will make you physically hurt from laughing so much but his beautiful face and smile makes up for it.
Who’s that beautiful man?
owen joyner
owen joyner by s.sos.jatp January 4, 2021

Owen Justice Little 

Owen Justice Little is a short Mexican nigger.

Owen Jones 

Owen Jones are know for being the bigger nonce know to man. Some may day they are one the same level as Jimmy Savile, but Owen Jones can be described as worst, not just liking little girl, but also little boys of ages 12 and below
"Oh that guy is Owen Jones"
Owen Jones by xyesyesyesyesx May 11, 2022

Owen Johnson 

A loud and obnoxious man, Owen Johnson can be found shouting out things like "LITTLE MANNN" and "IT'S WEDGE'S BIRTHDAY!" between mouthfulls of cake, political debates and un-comformable anti-religious beliefs. His motivation to do well in life is based upon the fact that he resides in the county slum, aka Tonyrefail, thus his schoolwork is immaculately presented and is well received by his teachers, and love is felt towards them by Owen, apart from Mrs Goodridge whom he has a distaste for due to the resentment felt towards Owen after discovering that he is a homophobe. Although Owen's stomach sticks out as much as a rucksack carried by an Afghan in an American airport, Owen is a lovely boy and can be extremely attentive and caring, once asking me "yow orait". His lack of a belt - which reveals his neatly manicured and shaved arsehole - is compensated for by his beautiful smile. Owen is a gorgeous boy and will succeed in his life which will unfortunately be cut short, due to a high possibility of developing heart disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes or a heart attack.
"I did an Owen Johnson last night"
"What?! You revised for 7 hours straight?"

Owen Joke 

The act of telling a joke so unfunny that it will make everyone in the general vicinity go silent unanimously instantly upon hearing the joke.
Angel: “Oh no guys Owen’s walking up to us. He is probably gonna tell another Owen Joke.”
Dylan: “Not again!”
Owen: “Dead Sea! How is the Sea gonna live now!”
*Silence*
Owen Joke by IgnoredShark April 29, 2022