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Arguably the most classic of classic computer games. The best version will always be the original DOS release.

It's fun to name everyone in the party after people you don't like, and then just send them off with a bunch of oxen and nothing else, especially not food.
Jack: Damnit! I tried to ford the Snake River and all my fucking oxen and half my party died!
Jill: Well, how deep was the river?
Jack: Something like 36 feet at the center. That's shallow enough to ford, isn't it?
Jill: ...
Jack: Right?
Jill: ::smacks yo silly ass::
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Oregon Trail Swag 

Taking the road less travled. Being a pioneer of trends instead of following them.
Damn is he bringing back the crew cuts? Thats ballsy. Oregon trail swag right there.
Oregon Trail Swag by mr5m1th February 27, 2011

Oregon Trail generation 

Americans born during the Generation X and Generation Y (Millennial) overlap, generally 1977-1983. They can either be viewed as tail-end Generation Xers or very early Millennials, but some members prefer to be addressed as neither. Named after The Oregon Trail, an educational computer game fondly remembered by many born during these years. Also known as Xennials or Generation Catalano.
Person 1: "Are you a Millennial or Generation Xer?"
Person born in 1981: I'm part of the Oregon Trail generation.

oregon trail

An originally apple computer-based game by MECC, that any current college-age person surely played as a child, as far back as on a green-tinted computer monitor
Sweet... today we get to play Oregon Trail in computer class!
oregon trail by sloops March 10, 2005

Oregon Trail

Oregon trail is used to describe the trail of hair that leads from a persons chest to their gentials. This is similar to a happy trail but the person is from Oregon.
Jason really needs to trim his Oregon Trail if he ever wants me to blow him.
Oregon Trail by Eld Fen November 1, 2018

oregon trail generation 

Those after generation x, but before millenials. Those who played Oregon trail in school computer class. Approx. born between 1981-1985
Jim is 31 and remembers having to write letters, when email was a novelty. He must be an Oregon Trail generation kid

Oregon Trail

To journey over dangerous or rough terrain weighed down by provisions
We live across the street from the supermarket, so instead of driving, my roommate and I usually Oregon Trail our shopping cart full of groceries back to our apartment, dodging rush-hour traffic.
Oregon Trail by emrysaki January 13, 2009