Term used on Internet message boards to describe somebody who tries to impress by making up stories to mask the fact they're actually very sad and live with their mother.

He said he'd had three children and made his first million by the age of sixteen, but we discovered he was a lonely 43 year old in a council house and it was just an opulent kiss.

Opulent Kiss by patrick von fortingham February 9, 2005

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Opused

Used like a synonym for phrase "fucked in the ass"
This therm first came out in early March '15 when dirty neckbeard moderator called Opusthefowl was so frustrated (who won't be, sitting his whole day on forum) that other people started to feeling the heat from his asshole.

Damn, dude I was opused so hard, that I can't come back for next 24 hours.

MadMat, please give OpusTheFowl some vacation time, he's been sitting here for last 4 years straight! And by now, has just opused the whole forum.

Opused by tRollinpatrolin March 2, 2015

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opulent

Rich;Lavish;Overflowing

Having lots of money

Brian Nold

opulent by larstait October 28, 2003

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Opulent Kiss

Originated in late 2004 when users of various homosexual websites had to endure the moronic postings of a user by the name of "Opulent Kiss".

Has since become a slang term on the London scene for urinating either through necessity or during the act of sex.

Excuse me one moment, I'm just going upstairs for an opulent kiss.

Opulent Kiss by Pick N Mix February 8, 2005

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