ooglenzed 

Getting your pocket Kings cracked when playing Texas No Limit Hold'em.

"I got ooglenzed by a two-outer on the river again!"

"Oh no, I just picked up pocket Kings! I'm gonna get ooglenzed for sure!"

ooglenzed by Vinnibin October 26, 2007

ooglenzed 

Getting your pocket Kings cracked by weak starting hands when playing No Limit Hold'em.

My Pocket Kings got cracked by 97 suited!

Dang! Not pocket Kings again! I'm going to get ooglenzed for sure!

ooglenzed by Vinnebin October 13, 2007

Ooglenzed 

Getting your pocket Aces cracked by when playing No Limit Hold'em.

Dang! Not pocket Aces again! I'm going to get ooglenzed for sure!

Oh noes! An Ace, king and Queen on the flop!

You get Ooglenzed when the river is an extra King that gives your opponent quads Kings

Ooglenzed by DennMann December 10, 2009

ooglenaut 

A guy who is sooooo tremendously, horrifically ugly (due to numerous circumstances) that you would never ogle him! See ugly, fugly,

Derived from the word ogle (To stare at impertinently, flirtatiously, or amorously).

1. That ooglenaut over there asked me out!

2. Oh My God! That ooglenaut over there is giving you the eye. EEEEEW

ooglenaut by Emily and Sarah January 20, 2005