one seat one scarf

A popular joke amongst the Timbers Army supporters group for the Portland Timbers MLS team.

Initially meant as a rule to keep a single supporter from taking up entire rows while they wait for their friends to show up late, now it's initial meaning is long since lost and is merely a funny joke inscribed on the wristbands handed out to fans who show up early.

Bro #1: "Hey bro, how many scarves should I bring to hold down seats in the front row for next game?"

Bro #2: "One seat one scarf, bro."

Both Bros: <laugh while packing an IKEA bag full of scarves>

one seat one scarf by PTFCLinePolice June 16, 2018

don't one-seat me 

when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)

*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*

"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"

don't one-seat me by missmeira94 July 25, 2019

One Seated Lamborghini 

A person who believes in a philosophy that life is like a car on the road and true happiness can only come from one's self and being single for life. The car represents one's life and the seats are the people who are in it. The driver is "YOU", the passenger seat represents a "PARTNER" and the back seats represent "CHILDREN". AND THERE'S ONLY ONE SEAT IN THAT BITCH FOR YOU.

The car will be dropping in 2034

"THE CAR ONLY FITS ONE PERSON NIKOLA, AND IT'S FOR ME!!"

"I believe in the One Seated Lamborghini theory"

One Seated Lamborghini by NIKOLAURWEIRD August 21, 2021

One Seater 

A restroom, usually in a gas station, that only has one toilet. Sometimes is shared by both sexes.

Dude I really felt sorry for those girls going into that unisex one seater after I blew that shit up. Guess I shouldn't have gone to Taco Bell last night, after the bar.

One Seater by Go App State November 10, 2012