as seen on TV 

A phrase seen on products which is the only means of persuasion for this company to get you to buy a piece of shit.

WO! This Grabbo-Arm can hold a spoon to scoop out pudding with ease! This product was "AS SEEN ON TV"! I should probably buy it!

as seen on TV by A Little Pinprick July 14, 2006

put you on tv 

to kill someone and then the tv reports it

Slim Jesus Uses It In "The Race" Remix

when we find him, we'll put him on tv
put him on tv, put you on tv

put you on tv by Lil Blimp October 3, 2017

As Seen On TV 

Piece of SHIT!

Anything I've ever bought with an "As Seen On TV" seal on it is a Piece of Shit!

As Seen On TV by paulieboy1 July 9, 2018

As Seen On Tv 

Translated: Junk to clutter your living space such as mops, pet hair removers, brooms, plastic exercise equipment and ugly bras. This crap is targeted to the old folks, the unemployed, and women who call in sick to work market, who watch television in the mid morning and after 2am.

Huge font advertising on boxes of clearance items in Walmart "As Seen On TV"!

As Seen On Tv by KImCobain July 30, 2017

As Seen On TV 

Term to be used as an adjective, to describe when a situation or conversation is or was so cliche, stereotypical or fake in content or feeling that it seems as if it could only be on TV. Abbreviated ASOT.

When Jimmy and dad had one of those 'father-son moments' after they decided it was best not to tell mom about Jimmy sneaking out in her car to see Jane, it was entirely As Seen On TV.

As Seen On TV by Quinn Allen June 30, 2007

We Don’t Believe What’s on TV 

A great song by Twenty Øne Piløts that helped me confirm that whatever Oprah says is bullshit.

Me: hey have you heard We Don’t Believe What’s on TV? Friend: yeah! It’s so good!

We Don’t Believe What’s on TV by Bandito394 June 1, 2019

the best shows on tv 

1. simpsons
2. family guy
3. aqua teen hunger force
4. futurama

no questions just deal with it

the best shows on tv by PlayDohMan July 3, 2004