obliterated 

To get absolutely, near-fatally, hilariously fucked up. See: annihilated

I was so obliterated last night, I woke up with a transsexual Thai stripper.

obliterated by Devon Knoll October 16, 2003

wig obliterated

when you are legit SO SHOOK that before your wig can even be snatched... it disappears. You are so shook to the point that you don't even have a wig anymore. Said by youtuber Ricky Dillion a lot.

"OMG, I was so shook by the tea yesterday, my wig OBLITERATED."

wig obliterated by cccccccjjjjj May 19, 2019

Obliterate

to erase completely from your memory

His goal was to obliterate the memories

Obliterate by skylarskank August 2, 2008

Obliterate

The act of epically killing somebody.

Person 1: “Dude, my mom is so annoying..”
Person 2: “Obliterate her ass.”
Person 1: “What?”
Person 2: “Kill her..”

Obliterate by TodoDekuIsGay October 27, 2019

Obliterated 

A state of nonexistance, immediately after a state of existence.

Bro 1: Dood I obliterated that dime’s puss last night.

Bro 2: Is she okay?

Bro 1: No the funeral is tomorrow.

Obliterated by Oily bastard August 9, 2018

obliterated 

being high beyond realization of how fucking high you are.

Person 1: Bro... this is some bomb
Person 2: I know dude, im obliterated
Person 1: Me too

obliterated by this nigga right here April 9, 2009

Oblirated 

When you're jewish and you don't know how to say "obliterated".

The germans got oblirated by the russians

Oblirated by Da Real Jewy January 27, 2017