B.T.O.O.L.

a legendary group of gods that once ruled all of the ancient world. this group of 4 gods were worshipped by the native earthlings due to their "swagga". each god fit a different and unique stereotype: there was a bitch, a douchebag, a tool, and a large guy. each god played their own role in allowing the group to work, as it could only function with all 4 of them. it is said that these gods mated with the 4 most beautiful females on earth to form half god half human babies, or at least the bitch and the douchebag did, as the other 2 most likely reproduced asexually. it is said that the decendants of these gods are romaing the earth today somewhere and have met up to form a new faction of tools under the same name as their ancestors. it is also said to be destined that these 4 will throw the greatest party known to man, which will inevitably lead to the apocolypse. see fiesta loco for more details.

Asshole: What does B.T.O.O.L. even stand for?
B.T.O.O.L.: It stands for we fucked your mother last night.
Asshole: Hey fuck you guys!

Unfortunately, after this exchange of words, asshole was never seen again. He is presumed dead. No one insults B.T.O.O.L.

B.T.O.O.L. by B.T.O.O.L. June 24, 2009

R.T.F.U.O.T.B. 

Acronym for "roll the fuck up out this bitch," another way of saying "leave."
Origins trace back to white kids who listen to Lil' Jon too much and are too lazy to use actual words.

Josh: "Are we leaving yet?"
Jim: "Yeah let's R.T.F.U.O.T.B."

R.T.F.U.O.T.B. by jayohb33 November 5, 2008

K.O.T.B 

Knock Off The Block. The annoying popular kids that are known for participating in inappropriate behavior. Usually are involved in a lot of drama. Another word for a slut, ho, or fuckboy.

Oh my god. Did you hear what Ashley did at the party last night? She’s such a K.O.T.B!

K.O.T.B by Katie Jakalona January 3, 2020

B.O.O.T.

(proper noun)- Est. 2003, this is an organization devoted to the propagation of pure awesome, in my face. The words of the acronym have long since been lost in the pages of history. B.O.O.T. members (BOOTies) can often be spotted at Roscoe's, asking for the "Number 3, mah prease?" whilst consuming syrup shots. BOOTies generally enjoy chain gangs, monkey noises, little boys, and horses. They are not impressed by needle-dicks.

I pledged B.O.O.T.

Oh prease mah shiddy horse boy pony B.O.O.T. prease.

B.O.O.T. by TheLoudestFan February 19, 2009

R.T.F.U.O.T.B. 

Acronym for "roll the fuck up out this bitch," another way of saying "leave."

Josh: "Are we leaving yet?"
Jim: "Yeah let's R.T.F.U.O.T.B."

R.T.F.U.O.T.B. by jayohb33 November 9, 2008

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Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
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F.M.O.T.B.

Five Minutes Off The Boat. An immigrant, can be either legal or illegal, which can't speak English and is totally uneducated in American customs.

When I heard the 64-QAM inverted UPC Morse code coming out of those people in the store, I knew they were F.M.O.T.B.

F.M.O.T.B. by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008