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hairy nublet 

The act of simultaneously being hairy AND a nublet, ultimately resulting in the lowest of all lowly insults for gamers and or any other forms of life.
"Dude, Bobby, you hairy nublet, what did i tell you about making sweet sweet love to watermelons?"
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To define "nubluva," "n00b" and "nub" must first be defined. If you don't like my definitions, you may check out their own by typing the word into the search box above, lol

n00b: Someone who is new to a video game or a forum and thusly, they suck at it.

nub: Someone who isn't new to a game, but they still really suck. (I recommend looking up this one on it's own)

nubluva: Someone who loves to fight n00bs and nubs in video games for an easy pk.
Jason is a nub at Halo. David sorta-kinda is okay.

Jason and David happen to be in the same game.

Jason and David are not on the same team.

David hunts down Jason and caps his ass twenty times.

Jason is a nub, and David is a nubluva.
nubluva by nubluva September 30, 2006

chicken nublet

A word that is used to say that you are a noob and you are also a chicken. Mostly noobs that are snipers. Also if someone quits at the end of the game because they lost they are defined as chicken nublets
Dude that sniper sucks, hes a chicken nublet!
chicken nublet by Orrin Oliver February 29, 2008

nubleteer 

Noun.

A portmanteau of the words nublet and musketeer. A nubleteer is a nublet that wears the title proudly and/or has no desire to graduate from nubdom.

Nubleteers can typically be seen engaging in their favorite nublet-related activities with other nublets.
"Anna, you are such a nubleteer!"
nubleteer by Carrionkind November 11, 2011

Tampa Nublet 

Street slang for the stump left after the removal of a finger or toe with a cigar cutter.

Historically, this was popularized by the crime family of sicillian-born Santo Trafficante, Sr. in the Tampa bay area during the mid 20th century.

Modern day street gangs in the Tampa Bay area continue the practice against rival gang members, though the use of a cigar-cutter may or may not be used, as a matter of personal choice in style.

The term is a play off of the "Tampa Nugget", a popular local cigar.
"Punk ran his mouth too much, so they gave him a Tampa Nublet."
Tampa Nublet by Midas M. April 9, 2008
The grandson of a n00b, and further the son of a nublet. One who is a nubling ranks very low in life itself. nublet
Boy, that guy who tried to beat me is quite a nubling. I feel sorry for him.
nublet
nubling by john castrofie May 13, 2005