Not-wet Person 

Insult, as used by Spongebob Squarepants toward Sandy Cheeks, towards land creatures. As predictable, this certain land creature is not wet from being submerged in the sea.

Take that back you... not-wet person!

Not-wet Person by JefficialBusiness June 19, 2018

water is not wet 

WATER IS NOT WET YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

Emery: Water is wet
Elizabeth: No it’s not u retard. Who the fuck told you water is wet?
Emery: My mommy

Elizabeth: Water is not wet your mom is wrong

water is not wet by EmeryIsWrong February 7, 2018

wet or not wet 

A casino game played in the outskirts of vegas at an old rundown gas station casino. They make you eat their big bowl of chili, then you are to predict if your fart will be wet or not wet. After proceeding to fart, the casino guy runs toilet paper across your ass, determining if your fart was wet or not wet. You can win big money if you know how to play it well.

When I go out to Vegas I always make sure to play the game wet or not wet. I usually end up losing and making a mess out of the rest of my vacation.

wet or not wet by mr marc April 21, 2007

Your Not Wet 

A phrase "Jocks" say when dissing on another "Jock". Usually accompanied with "Your not hecka tricycle" and "Your not sick".

:Your retarded.

:Well your not wet!

Your Not Wet by The Jock 17 July 26, 2010

push my knees im just not wet yet 

a phrase often used by wild, drunk, country girls while being plugged by highschool linebackers when they cant seem to hit the right spot

ooh! ooh! yes! ooh! almost! oh, push my knees im just not wet yet!!!

push my knees im just not wet yet by davis flowers September 18, 2006

waters not wet 

not stating the obvious

“laurens ginger” “lol waters not wet”

waters not wet by lozgx April 27, 2021

Be wet not dry 

Being wet in a conversation is to keep it going and no short responses. And being dry is a one to three word responses or either lagging to respond or not responding at all.

Dylan:So how’s your day going so far?
Bella:Good ig hbu
Dylan:My days good
Bella:alr
Dylan: Be wet not dry.

Be wet not dry by xlqp September 20, 2023