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Do your nose hairs reach your lips? 

Used to imply that someone is stupid or incorrect.
You really thought it was a good idea to eat that gas station sushi? Do your nose hairs reach your lips?

Burning nose hairs 

The act of consuming cocaine.
Yo Chad this weekend was sick! We were burning nose hairs and pumpin birds.

nose hair burning ass bomb 

flatulence so disgusting that it seemingly singes the hair follicles inside of the nostrils
Johnnie dropped a nose hair burning ass bomb and the smoke from the singed nose hairs floated out of my nostrils.

nose hair 

A haven for the crabs VD lice.
"...After what? Which Mexy Queer would buy you pussy Corona beer. After you suck a crabby dick, and give that scabby asshole a clean lick?? I heard that you've got herpes in the dariare an crabs in the nose hair!"
-Simon Legree
nose hair by anonymous April 27, 2004

Nose Hair heaven 

When your partner cuts your nose hair and then data it while sugning you off
She gave me a nose hair heaven Yesterday
Nose Hair heaven by Mr nose hair February 27, 2023

The Norwegian Nose-hair trimmer 

This is when a man lathers his big, meaty, schlong, which super glue, and right before it hardens, he shoves it into someone's nose and rips out their nose hair when it hardens
"went to the barber last weekend to get my beard trimmed, and the Barber gave me the Norwegian Nose-Hair Trimmer, and now my face feels smoother than a babies's butt!"