Nose-bleedin' Drunk

Drinking so much alcohol, that you begin vomiting so profusely that the acid in the vomit burns your nose and you begin to have a nosebleed while vomiting.

Last night Brandon drank 3 bear fights in 45 minutes and got nose-bleedin' drunk in the parking lot.

Nose-bleedin' Drunk by austintx2011 July 20, 2011

squirrel's got a nose bleed 

Slang for a womans period, time of the month, got the painters in, on the rag etc................

Bloke: I'm feelin' really horny, why don't you slink your way over here and slide your hot fufu up & down on my rod of love?

Bird: Would love to give the fufu a workout, but I can't. Squirrel's got a nose bleed.

squirrel's got a nose bleed by Baloolabel May 1, 2011

Monkeys got a nose bleed 

Whilst a woman is on her period, the vagina looks as if a monkey ((if hairy)) is bleeding from the nose,

Peter: its that time of the month again
john: Piss up round dave's?
Peter: No, Monkeys got a nose bleed

Monkeys got a nose bleed by The One That Knows Everything October 2, 2009

nose bleed 

Something that happens to anime characters (particularly males), outside of hentai, when they are confronted with a sexually exciting situation.

Being confronted with a naked Ryoko and Ayaka, Tenchi couldn't help his nose bleed

nose bleed by Tal April 17, 2005

nose bleed 

Nose bleed seats are seats far away and high up on the stands. It comes from the real nose bleeding which occurs at actual high altitudes.

1: Did you see the Metallica concert. I was front row!!!
2: Lucky Bastard! I could only afford nose bleed seats.

nose bleed by Naruto Phreek September 21, 2005

nose bleed 

the anime version of an erection (well, in most anime thats appropriote for ages 16 and below), were a male character will bleed profusely from the nose when sexually excited. seeing that girls dont have erections and they cant show her panties getting wet, girls experience extremely red blush across their faces.

iruka sensei experienced naruto's sexy no jutsu and had a nose bleed

nose bleed by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006

The German Nose Bleed 

The German Nose Bleed is the act of having vaginal sex with a female while she is on her period. The male will then have blood residue on his penis,he will then ejaculate on the female's nose, giving the illusion of a nose bleed. This act was first discoverd by accident in Frankfurt Germnay, the year 1957.

Dude 1: Man my girlfreind is such a bitch!
Dude 2: Give her The German Nose Bleed.
Dude1: Good idea that'll get her back.

Chick 1: He gave me a fucking German Nose Bleed!
Chick 2: Where you on your period?
Chick 1: Ya!

The German Nose Bleed by Chicko 123 February 20, 2009