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Northumberland 

England/Scotland border county to the North of Newcastle Upon Tyne, and to the East of Cumbria. Being a border county it has seen its fair share of battles and is steeped in history. Plenty of castles and Stately houses and even The Roman Wall. Beautiful rolling hills, rivers, trees and majestic beaches in the summer. Bleak as fuck in the winter, which is most of the time.
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Northumberland 

a small town in the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania. Most know for the Joseph Priestly House (although nobody out of the area has ever really heard of it) and Front Street Station. There is nothing to do here, everything requires going to a different town, including high school. Also known as "the good side of the river" as opposed to Sunbury. The most exciting event to occur here is Pineknotter Days.
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Northumberland by abc123unmi February 25, 2009

Northumberland weekend 

A weekend spent by yourself at your house or apartment where you have little social contact and possibly smoke some cheeba. Mat sound boring but can be real fun sometimes
Im feeling tired this week im looking foreward to having a Northumerland weekend
Northumberland weekend by Jordo October 26, 2003

East Northumberland Secondary School 

If you want to come to a school full of white people who wear steeltoes, shit boxes in the parking lot, and a very off balance of good and bad staff members, you want ENSS.

This place has it all, shitty gym equipment, terrible flooring in said gyms, musty ass bathrooms, dirty ass classrooms, and horrible programs :).
“Hey I went to East Northumberland Secondary School as well
“Oh wow no were both collage drop outs cause ENSS sucked at teaching!”

throwing a rucksack up northumberland street 

to shag a bird with a very slack vertical bacon sandwich
'no the sex was crap, it was like throwing a rucksack up northumberland street!'
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026