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Normalised Kunis Unit 

This is a standardised unit of measurement for the hotness of a female, based on Mila Kunis being a 1, anything hotter being above 1 and anything not as hot being below. Also known as a NKU.

It has been discussed at length and there is no mathematical comparison between the 0-10 scale and the Nominal Kunis Unit scale. Save yourself the time and don't bother, it's mathematical anomaly.
"Emma Stone is a 0.7 NKU"

"Margot Robbie is definitely a 1.1 NKU"
"I disagree I think she is only a 0.9 Normalised Kunis Unit"
Normalised Kunis Unit by Dg3097 November 24, 2014
Cali term that stands for "Northern California."
Yo, where you from, cuz?

NORCAL.
NORCAL by Joshiro007 February 19, 2003

NorCal scowl 

The NorCal scowl is an angry, bad tempered expression worn on the faces of many people who reside in Northern California. Many Northern Californians are known to wear a scowl as their primary expression which is why this particular scowl gets it own name complete with a geographic reference. The reason why Northern Californians wear the scowl is debatable. Some believe it is due to arrogance while others describe it as a defense mechanism or perhaps as an expression of anger over the high cost of living and bad traffic conditions that are especially prevalent in the Bay Area.
"I went out sailing on the Bay this weekend but when I waved to passing boaters all they gave me was the NorCal scowl."

"I was going to ask her to dance but she gave me the NorCal scowl so I went right back and sat down."

"My band played the Hemlock last night but I couldn't tell if the audience liked us or not because they all had the NorCal scowl."
NorCal scowl by Saleemus March 25, 2013

normalize discomfort 

Training through deliberate practice that results in associating uncomfortable feelings, thoughts, and body sensations as routine and not something to be avoided.
I wish he would stop bitching about the heat and learn to normalize discomfort.

Normalizing Thesaurus 

Corporate Media resource to describe donald trump's treasonous actions with bland terms
The New York Times reported on donald trump's speech at Mt. Rushmore as "ominous," which is a word journalists found in their Normalizing Thesaurus. "ugh, those fucking guys" Carl exclaimed after reading his morning paper

Normalist 

An individual who settles for social standards, and disregards seeking change for his or herself.
An example of a NORMALIST would be Someone who constantly listens to the media, or someone who is conform with dressing according to whats in-style.
Normalist by Julian Rosario March 3, 2009