nohomophobes.com 

A new website created by faggots for faggots that monitors allegedly homophobic language on Twitter -- specifically words such as "faggot," "poofter", "queer", "so gay," "no homo," and "dyke".

"Dude you are such a fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter! Like seriously, what guy talks about sucking another guy's cock? That is so gay it is gay beyond all belief. Like seriously, no amount of no homo is enough." - is the sort of stuff that nohomophobes.com tracks.

nohomophobes.com by kam75xx October 21, 2021

Nohomo Erectus 

The scientific term used to explain the phenomenon during which a heterosexual male achieves an erection while in the company of one of his male friends. This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities.

Also see broner

As a young adult getting a piggy back ride from my uncle, I achieved a nohomo erectus.

Nohomo Erectus by LMBH Factory November 5, 2011

nonhumorous definition 

a definition of a word that contains absolutely no humor. Upon reading the definition, the reader does not laugh, giggle, smile, grin, or even smirk, for the definition lacks anything that could be found to be even slightly funny to a stoned person. These definitions are found rampantly through the urban dictionary, but who gives a shit.

The above definition is a nonhumorous definition because it is more a rant that was given in a rather serious tone, although the speaker is one who occasionally drops subtle sarcastic remarks.

nonhumorous definition by boosh321 July 23, 2007

Pierre McGuire, Nohomo 

nohomo is a phrase that is uttered after a person, often unintentionally, makes a statement or action which, out of context, may seem homosexual in nature.

Pierre McGuire, the queen of NBC, has become known as a gay icon in an otherwise completely straight world. His use of giddy hyperbole in reference to a players abilities or traits, seldom using the phrase 'nohomo', has contributed to his name itself becoming a 'homosexual utterance' and so when mentioned in conversation by a straight man, must be followed by 'nohomo' to ensure said man's sexual orientation.

Use of Pierre's name without 'nohomo' is enough to make the boys question your lifestyle.

Marty: Man, did you hear what Pierre Mcguire, nohomo, said last night?
Doug: Yea dude, Pierre, nohomo, is a total boneshow for anyone in skates.

Pierre McGuire, Nohomo by WesleySnipez88 June 30, 2012

Nohomobro 

"Nohomobro" refers to the act of doing something that could be viewed as homosexual but in reality isn't or has no homosexual purpose behind it. As a result, the person doing the act simply says "Nohomobro" and the action is thus deemed "non-homosexual" when used reasonably.

1) Fred had to weigh in naked to make weight in wrestling and his friend Joe happened to be in the locker room
-Joe "Aww dude, that's gay!"

-Fred "Hey, Nohomobro."

2) A doctor is giving his patient a prostate exam, he says: "Nohomobro"

3)Your friend says a funny joke and you reply after laughing "I love you dude!" followed with a "Nohomobro."

Nohomobro by geo-nohomobro December 24, 2009

Coka-NoHomo

Coka-NoHomo also none as 1980's Coca-Cola you can use it when you drink lean or your Coca-Cola taste bitter.

Damn I am high of of dis Coka-NoHomo,Damn This taste like Coka-NoHomo

Coka-NoHomo by Un-Virgined Oil April 6, 2021

Nonmomoonm 

The longest word you can type (with predictive text)using the number 6 on your mobile, its the key to the universe and a sure sign of utter maddness, never say it out loud or someone will have to sedate you!

"Nonmomoonm, Argh what did you just inject me with.....urgh feeelliiinggg ttiirreedddd" THUD!

Nonmomoonm by Jonorocko June 25, 2009