Nolaning

The art of using a plastic carrier bag as a contraceptive.

Guy 1: So I was totally ready to bang this hot chick with an amazing poon, when I realised I was fresh out of condoms from camping last week.
Guy 2: Damn, did you do it bareback?
Guy 1: Hell no! I had a carrier bag in my pocket though, slipped that on and did a bit of nolaning. Caught my salad cream like turtle in a net!

Nolaning by The Janmeister October 22, 2013

Nolling 

When you buy hash and break it into small pieces.

homie 1: Hey bro, can you do the nolling?
homie 2: Nah its your turn, i’ve done the nolling the last two days.

Nolling by Lamar O’neal October 30, 2022

Nolaning

Someone who fakes being dead for attention.

I know he can hear me, he’s just nolaning.

Nolaning by Boof Master March 18, 2022

Nolling 

Something that makes someone noll, makes them extremely surprised. The word has no positive or negative connotation on its own, context decides.

TV station: "City officials announce a new library that is bigger than any other library in the country is being built."

Viewer: "That is nolling, I'm nolled."

TV station: "In other news, an explosion at a factory in Detroit takes the lives of 39, health officials claim."

Viewer: "How nolling! That nolls me even more!"

Nolling by The_ReaIDictionary May 12, 2024